Seriously going to try eating two 51 g containers of nutmeg, drinking a bottle of wine and taking the 15 800mg Ibuprofen I have left. If it doesn’t work, well then I guess I’ll be fucked up for a while and possibly ruin my liver. Does this have any chance of working?
I have failed at hanging myself, since I have no rope and no trees around here in the desert. I tried with a belt but no matter what I did I could not get it tight enough to pass out quickly, so thats that.
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It’s not going work. You are just going to end really sick
Yeah it won’t work, drink the bottle of wine anyway to drown ya sorrows.. Cheers
Lol! I don’t think it will work. It’s not funny but it sounds funny upon first reading. I guess because from the outside when not suicidal I realize how silly it sounds. I realise u are serious though.
You will be one sick person and that is all.
Is there something nice you could do for yourself?
Use a plastic bag man. People say it works !
It won’t work, unless your goal is to vomit and sh-t yourself. People will just say you did it for attention which sucks, but that’s the way it’ll look. I suggest trying to talk out your feelings here or other depression forums, I think that’ll be more satisfying for you.
Ibuprofen will kill your liver. Take enough and you will end up needing a new liver, except they don’t put alcoholics, drug addicts or suicide patients on the transplant lists. A long, slow painful death. Stick to the booze and pass out.