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Existence is PAIN

by khajiit

Pain? You don’t know what Pain is until you’re playing halo 3 elbow deep in some alien ass teaching them a true less in cause and effect. You crush them and mutilate them and you’re about to put the final can of specialized whipped cream whoop ass on the alien scum- when out of nowhere your mom shouts down at you “I told you to clean your room! If you don’t clean it this instant I will shut off the power!”.

Your eyes glaze over, you lose the match, your vision goes red. You find yourself standing over your mom’s mutilated body.

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a1957 6/17/2018 - 9:43 pm

Who wants to be interrupted, you know?

AgentQ 6/17/2018 - 10:29 pm

Like, what is the world coming to? Cant play a video game in peace, jeez

EmptyPluto 6/17/2018 - 10:22 pm

Just wait until Halo Infinite: Battle Royale Bullshit Edition.

rivets 6/17/2018 - 10:44 pm

I had that happen one time, but it was an annoying neighbor who constantly wanted me to go to Church with him.

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