Back after many years

You have been here earlier than forever! This site hasn’t even been here forever. And you were clearly here at some point in the past, so you were here a definite amount of time ago.

And true enough, there is always hope. Just think positively! Make plans, follow through, and whatever you do, don’t plan to set yourself on fire and run around while flailing your arms through a mall. Nobody likes it when people do that, and it probably won’t help matters much. Plus, you might traumatize some rube who will then fall into major depression him or herself, and at some point, it will spread like wildfire and everyone will be doing it. Depression will be the new happy, and that’s probably not good. Somebody needs to think more about the bottom line of major retailer’s revenue projections. Millennials have already started to kill the diamond industry, after all. And what would the world do without diamonds? De Beers would have a lot of very unhappy investors. The military would be displeased at not being able to manufacture new death-rays to attach to satellites, and we’d all have to pay a mint for a green laser if we got the urge to blind some airline pilot. I don’t want to live in a future where blinding airline pilots is reserved strictly for the rich, so be happy everybody!