(Intense sarcasm warning!)
I’ve never found an opinion that I enjoyed more than his, when it comes to “saving the planet.” For a comedian, he made more sense than anyone I ever heard. If youve never heard this man, give him a try. Hope you enjoy.
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Great man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P79lA_pJWaU
Terrific. A serial killers guide to success. Noone but Carlin! Thanks, never heard this before!
I miss George. He was awesome.
Amen.
George Carlin’s advice on bathing was pretty good.
“Asshole, crotch, armpits and teeth, hit these four spots every time you bathe. If you can hit them all with the same cleaning utensil every time you bathe you’ll save time”.
The man was a prophet.
Speak on it.
In a perfect world the crotch/asshole region wouldn’t be cleaned with the sane utensil used to clean teeth.
Perhaps I’m being old fashioned here, but I’d like to believe separate tools exist to cleanse these disparate sections of the human anatomy.
(No offense to GC).
“All holes are holy”
Is that the lesson here?
Jesus died for all orifices.
For whatever bizarre reason, your comment brings to mind a joke about two nuns in church performing penance of cleansing the parts of their body with which they committed sexual acts. One nun is washing her crotch in it following her sin of intercourse, and the other one says “Leave some for me, I still have to gargle.”
*cleansing the parts of their body in the Holy water