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Last Laugh

by ravingbean

Today I’m going to laugh at myself.  Laugh at my looks. At my messy house. At the piled up clothes. Chipping paint. Later I’m going to drink a few beers. And laugh. I take myself too seriously at times. Then I freeze up and can’t get anything done. I’m hoping if I lighten up it will help. Anyone have a joke to share?

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GoodLuck2UAll 3/22/2019 - 11:53 am

What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?



A stick

ravingbean 3/22/2019 - 11:57 am

Hahaha! Good one!

GoodLuck2UAll 3/22/2019 - 11:58 am

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

GoodLuck2UAll 3/22/2019 - 12:04 pm

When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.

GoodLuck2UAll 3/22/2019 - 12:06 pm

3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, “We have reached your destination”. The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”. The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked “What was that for?”. The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”

GoodLuck2UAll 3/22/2019 - 12:08 pm

What goes “ha ha thump”? A man laughing his head off.

ravingbean 3/22/2019 - 12:17 pm

You’re funny! Thank you for helping me laugh today!

thewolf56 3/22/2019 - 1:38 pm

What do you call a neighborhood with many authors living in it?
A writers’ block.

ravingbean 3/22/2019 - 1:51 pm

Love it! Thank you!

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