Doctor shopping

I’ve had enough of Doctor shopping. You go to a Doctor for a prescription for Ambien, a two week supply, you go through said supply in one week and it’s back to square one, another Doctor for another prescription. Plus there’s an element of acting involved, you need to be pushy but not too pushy. The cat is already out of the bag the minute you walk in to the surgery  “This guy’s after more Ambien” the Doctors thinking and rightly so. Another horror involved is creating aliases, phony addresses, false date of births and then trying to remember which one corresponds to the Doctor you’re visiting. I fucked up yesterday and gave the wrong date of birth, the receptionist got suspicious but somehow I talked my way into a Consultation. Never again, I’m calling time on the horrors of Doctor shopping, from now on my prescription will last as long as it should come hell or high water.