Fuck them!

Yeah I was drunk but I still did my job better than all of my coworkers despite being under the influence of alcohol. The truth is they’re just jealous that I’m a drunken master. My skills actually improve when I’m drunk so I guess you can say I’m a high functioning alcoholic. Of course I’m using a cheat code. It just sucks how xanax and other prescription drugs are considered the “right” way to fight social anxiety and alcohol is demonized. I made it a point to not hold back once I got back to work all drunk. The looks on their faces were worth getting drunk. Of course they ended up nitpicking the fuck out of every small mistake I made because they could tell I was trying really hard to do things above and beyond. They don’t have to worry however, I ain’t trying to one up them. I did all this for the customers and my paycheck of course. I don’t care about making 25 cent raises at a grocery store. They don’t have to worry about me using  alcohol as liquid courage to flirt with all the taken ladies at work who are just looking for attention. It’s amusing how many desperate men actually think these women are single. On top of that they most likely ain’t trying to date a grocery store hall-of-lame clerk. Single lonely pathetic men in these low end jobs are better off bettering themselves as much as possible so that they can actually have some decent qualities to offer to a woman once they move up in the world. Money ain’t everything but it is pretty damn important in most people’s lives. Let’s not kid ourselves into thinking there’s such thing as a free meal economically speaking.

I actually became employee of the month after my first two weeks of work because I just outworked all these crybabies bitching about cashier work. One of the easiest jobs out there if you ain’t an overly sensitive *****. Try construction or working out in the oilfields for a day then you’ll know what hard work is. Cashier work is like playing Halo on Easy mode. All these other cashiers are softies. All they do is complain about how shitty they think they have it but a lot of them have never really had a tough job. Anyways I’m just ranting off some steam. Most of this is just gibberish but I believe I made a couple valid points here and there throughout this post even if it hurts somebody’s feelings.