Girlfriends and Cat’s

I’m really not a player, But I’ve had my share of girlfriends, I’m talking about one’s that lasted a week to years, the reason for this is, one I think women can be a lot of fun 🙂 The other is I’ve always been looking for the love of my life, you know the kind that last forever, never boring, fun,a lot in conman,a team player, you know the story book dream. I’m kind of selfish as well as generous, I will move mountains for that kind of love, unfortunately things never worked out,  one of the main reasons for this is MY CATS!  I have had up to 6, I have 2 now, most of which are from old girlfriends! most of which wanted a kitten then they grow up and lose interest in them, and also the cat’s always love me more! They’d hated that! anyways for what ever reason we’d break up I wound up with them, they’d abandon them so to speak. I could write a book! 🙂

Keeping them which by the way is a lot of work, taking to the vet, scratching furniture! Cat boxes! biting my ankles! Like a bunch of bad kids!

Well I can abandon a relationship that goes south but i can’t abandon the cat’s they become my children, I wind up with them.

Some took the cats just because they wanted to hurt me! Then I find out they got rid of them one way or another!

Hard to believe a woman can be more cold blooded than a man! But under all that make up, cross your heart bras, and perfume they have ice water running through their veins!

I’ve learned that any woman that can abandon them isn’t worth the powder to blow the hell! Also any new woman that don’t like cat’s finds her way to my front door pretty quick!

I’ve had girls that really had a lot on the ball but said to me the cats have to go! Nope you have to go! 🙂

Anyways that’s one of the reasons I don’t have  “you know the story book dream”

Any woman that don’t like my cat’s can kiss my little white ass!