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Girlfriends and Cat’s

by rocketman

I’m really not a player, But I’ve had my share of girlfriends, I’m talking about one’s that lasted a week to years, the reason for this is, one I think women can be a lot of fun 🙂 The other is I’ve always been looking for the love of my life, you know the kind that last forever, never boring, fun,a lot in conman,a team player, you know the story book dream. I’m kind of selfish as well as generous, I will move mountains for that kind of love, unfortunately things never worked out,  one of the main reasons for this is MY CATS!  I have had up to 6, I have 2 now, most of which are from old girlfriends! most of which wanted a kitten then they grow up and lose interest in them, and also the cat’s always love me more! They’d hated that! anyways for what ever reason we’d break up I wound up with them, they’d abandon them so to speak. I could write a book! 🙂

Keeping them which by the way is a lot of work, taking to the vet, scratching furniture! Cat boxes! biting my ankles! Like a bunch of bad kids!

Well I can abandon a relationship that goes south but i can’t abandon the cat’s they become my children, I wind up with them.

Some took the cats just because they wanted to hurt me! Then I find out they got rid of them one way or another!

Hard to believe a woman can be more cold blooded than a man! But under all that make up, cross your heart bras, and perfume they have ice water running through their veins!

I’ve learned that any woman that can abandon them isn’t worth the powder to blow the hell! Also any new woman that don’t like cat’s finds her way to my front door pretty quick!

I’ve had girls that really had a lot on the ball but said to me the cats have to go! Nope you have to go! 🙂

Anyways that’s one of the reasons I don’t have  “you know the story book dream”

Any woman that don’t like my cat’s can kiss my little white ass!





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Salt 5/2/2019 - 10:23 am

This is hilarious, thanks for posting 🙂

I volunteer with animal rescues and every time someone dumps an animal with the excuse “I’m getting married and my husband/wife doesn’t want pets” I think to myself “yeah your marriage is going to end in a horrible disaster within 2 years. good luck with that”

To all the women and men who don’t like animals, I hear Ted Nugent is looking for a date 😉

rocketman 5/2/2019 - 11:03 am

Salt, Glad you liked it! 🙂 Thanks

Lately there have been a few cat stories on here I said WTF I’ll tell mine!

Cordless 5/2/2019 - 12:00 pm

Cats are good company.

I used to have them before my disability issues became so crippling that I couldn’t take care of them anymore.

After the last one passed away at the ripe old age of 19, I chose not to adopt any more.

Sad but wise.

Cordless 5/2/2019 - 12:02 pm

I promise I am not currently wearing a cross-your-heart bra.

LoveDogs 5/2/2019 - 12:52 pm

What happened to Ms. Rocketman?? I think she was a doctor or in the medical field.
One time you both were answering questions here at S.P. It was interesting.
If she was not an animal lover, then things were not meant to be.

Kudos to Salt for being involved with animal rescues, it is not an easy thing to do.

rocketman 5/2/2019 - 6:12 pm

LoveDogs, They come and they go except the cats! 🙂

Once 5/2/2019 - 1:11 pm

Lol. I don’t need to tell you my opinion on the subject of cats. They rule.

Once 5/2/2019 - 1:55 pm

And on a side note, I’ve been to Bullhead City/ Laughlin. Love it. Beautiful mountain scenery nearby, and a really unique vibe to the whole casino scene. It has a small town with an edge appeal to it. I was walking down one of the main streets one evening and someone in a car threw an egg at me and hit me in the leg, which hurt, and a few days later I tore a tendon in my left arm unloading a dish washer at an Aarons store. I rode one of the little ferry boats across the Colorado from Bullhead to Laughlin to go to the casinos, and got some really good pictures of the casinos at sunrise, with the sun reflecting off the high rise hotel windows. It’s a totally cool area.

rocketman 5/2/2019 - 6:17 pm

Yeah i love it here, Maybe it’s me? but i wake up and feel i’m on an adventure here 🙂

Cordless 5/2/2019 - 2:09 pm

Testing again to see if the site will let me comment… (the first two haven’t shown up).

rivets 5/2/2019 - 6:20 pm

I haven’t had a lady in a decade, but I’ve had plenty of cats. Cats are easier to please. 😛

rocketman 5/2/2019 - 6:45 pm


Well the magic of the ladies wears off sooner or later especially when they get pissed at you! 🙂

SweetQuietus 5/20/2019 - 8:05 pm

Absolutely, Rocketman! Pets are our kids. They are a lifetime commitment.

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