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Hello? Who are you?

by rocketman

Voice: Hello Rocketman I’m your worst nightmare!

Rocketman: Marylou! after all these year’s! ๐Ÿ™

Voice: It’s not Marylou!

Rocketman: Wow I’m so glad! I didn’t think so your voice is to deep ๐Ÿ™‚ What do you want?

Voice: It’s not what I want it’s what YOU want you know what I mean.

Rocketman: To be happy??

Voice: That’s right! Why should you be happy? Let’s face it You little shit! Your selfish! Your annoying! Your ugly! Your a TERRIBLE person to be around!

Rocketman: What do you mean little shit! I reassemble that remark!

Voice: Never mind, let’s get down to business here! Either you straighten up your act or I’m going to tell Marylou where you are!

Rocketman: OMG! NOT THAT! That girl is CRAZY! when I met her she said hello thereย Rocketman I’m Marylou! And I’m WILD! AND CRAZY! Lover boy!! ๐Ÿ™‚ Little did I know she really was!! ๐Ÿ™

Voice: Marylou just wanted to be happy! your so selfish! you stopped her from being that! What did she do that was so bad?

Rocketman: Let’s see, She chased me with a butcher knife! She set my bed on fire while I was asleep! She stole all my money! She tried to run me down in my own car! She put supper Glue on the toilet seat! Burn’t all my family photos! Shaved my cat’s bald! Tied me up did horrible things to my body we won’t discus! and didn’t flush the toilet!

Voice: Didn’t flush the toilet? I see why you could be a little upset.

Rocketman: Yeah!

Voice: What did you do to make her act like this?

Rocketman: I took the garbage out for my disabled neighbor she was 86, Marylou said I was flirting and cheating on her!

Voice: Well you know true love can make a woman do drastic things when they feel insecure!

Rocketman: True love! I knew her a couple days I only met her!

Rocketman starts turning and tossing in bed and wakes up.

Rocketman: OMG! a NIGHTMARE! The worst!

There is a knock at the door?

Marylou: Rocketman it’s me! ๐Ÿ™‚ I’m sorry lets start over lover boy!

Rocketman Opens the back window, I got to grab the cat’s and get out of here!

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EmptyPluto 5/12/2019 - 2:52 pm

Marylou sounds like the ideal p@rtner. I don’t know what you’re talking about, Rocketboy.

rocketman 5/12/2019 - 3:19 pm

yeah maybe i should give her a second chance? ๐Ÿ™‚

shatterediris 5/12/2019 - 3:26 pm

Shaving cats? I’m pre sure that is a sign that a person is evil. xD

rocketman 5/12/2019 - 4:14 pm

Very EVIL! Unless of course your prepping to cut their balls off?

shatterediris 5/12/2019 - 4:50 pm

you still don’t shave the entire cat for that.

rocketman 5/12/2019 - 5:50 pm

good point! Shaving the whole cat would be a little over the top! ๐Ÿ™‚

shatterediris 5/12/2019 - 6:20 pm

and evil. xD

rocketman 5/12/2019 - 6:38 pm

OK you got me! What does xD mean! ๐Ÿ™‚

Acronym Definition
XD Disney XD (TV Station)
XD Extreme Digital (flash memory card developed by FujiFilm and Olympus)
XD Dies Laughing
XD Extreme Duty (Springfield Armory line of handguns)
XD Christmas Day
XD Exercised
XD Execute Disable Bit (Intel)
XD XenDesktop (Citrix Systems, Inc.)
XD ex dividend
XD Mixed Doubles (sport)
XD Experience Design
XD Cross Direction
XD Extra Dimension
XD Executive Development
XD Without Dividend
XD Cross Dock (distribution)
XD Exothermic Dispersion
XD Exploratory Development
XD Xtreme Duelists (Yugioh Clan)

EmptyPluto 5/12/2019 - 6:57 pm

You forgot about ‘Slashing Dick’, which is what the cats will do to you if you shave them.

rocketman 5/12/2019 - 6:50 pm

XD Dies Laughing? I hope?

rocketman 5/12/2019 - 7:02 pm

AW! โ€˜Slashing Dickโ€™!!!! I think I MET HIM? Didn’t he play with AXL ROSE?????

EmptyPluto 5/12/2019 - 7:14 pm

Yeah, they were in Claws N’ Catnip together. I really love their albums Appetite For Human Destruction and Use Your Claws I and II.

rocketman 5/12/2019 - 7:21 pm

YEAH! I remember that song they did!
TELL ME WHERE DID THEY GO! WHERE DID THEY GO NOW! SWEET BALLS OF MINE!

EmptyPluto 5/12/2019 - 8:17 pm

Truly some of the finest lyricism ever crafted. It’s just a shame that Slashing ironically got the axe from Axl.

shatterediris 5/12/2019 - 10:58 pm

xD is just a smile…. ^_^ xD

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