Voice: Hello Rocketman I’m your worst nightmare!
Rocketman: Marylou! after all these year’s! 🙁
Voice: It’s not Marylou!
Rocketman: Wow I’m so glad! I didn’t think so your voice is to deep 🙂 What do you want?
Voice: It’s not what I want it’s what YOU want you know what I mean.
Rocketman: To be happy??
Voice: That’s right! Why should you be happy? Let’s face it You little shit! Your selfish! Your annoying! Your ugly! Your a TERRIBLE person to be around!
Rocketman: What do you mean little shit! I reassemble that remark!
Voice: Never mind, let’s get down to business here! Either you straighten up your act or I’m going to tell Marylou where you are!
Rocketman: OMG! NOT THAT! That girl is CRAZY! when I met her she said hello there Rocketman I’m Marylou! And I’m WILD! AND CRAZY! Lover boy!! 🙂 Little did I know she really was!! 🙁
Voice: Marylou just wanted to be happy! your so selfish! you stopped her from being that! What did she do that was so bad?
Rocketman: Let’s see, She chased me with a butcher knife! She set my bed on fire while I was asleep! She stole all my money! She tried to run me down in my own car! She put supper Glue on the toilet seat! Burn’t all my family photos! Shaved my cat’s bald! Tied me up did horrible things to my body we won’t discus! and didn’t flush the toilet!
Voice: Didn’t flush the toilet? I see why you could be a little upset.
Voice: What did you do to make her act like this?
Rocketman: I took the garbage out for my disabled neighbor she was 86, Marylou said I was flirting and cheating on her!
Voice: Well you know true love can make a woman do drastic things when they feel insecure!
Rocketman: True love! I knew her a couple days I only met her!
Rocketman starts turning and tossing in bed and wakes up.
Rocketman: OMG! a NIGHTMARE! The worst!
There is a knock at the door?
Marylou: Rocketman it’s me! 🙂 I’m sorry lets start over lover boy!
Rocketman Opens the back window, I got to grab the cat’s and get out of here!