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I need your help Rocketman!! Signed empty Pluto

by rocketman

Pretty Blond: Oh Rocket! Don’t stop! Don’t stop!

Rocketman: Don’t worry I won’t ๐Ÿ™‚

Pretty Blond: I love it when you do that to me! ๐Ÿ™‚

Rocketman: Me too ๐Ÿ™‚

Pretty Blond: That’s the second best thing I EVER FELT!

Rocketman: Second? I must be doing something wrong?????? KNOCK! KNOCK! Gee some ones at the door what timing!!! HOLD ON I’M COMING! What’s this? it’s a message from empty Pluto!

Message: I need your Help ROCKETMAN! Signedย empty Pluto

Rocketman: OH This sounds serious! I have to go!

Pretty Blond: Oh Rocket don’t go!

Rocketman: Sorry my friend needs help I must! This is a job for Rocketman! SUIT Prepare for blast off!

( SUIT on-board computer )

SUIT computer voice: Good morning commander!

Rocketman: Yeah yeah! skip the formalities were in a emergency situation! LIFE AND DEATH! What’s your status?

SUIT computer voice: Shields 100% – Hyper drive 100% – FUEL LOW!

Rocketman: Dammit I only have 4 monsters energy drinks left I’ll pour them in I’ll add a little vodka! That should get us there!

SUIT computer voice: FUEL FULL Hick up! ๐Ÿ™‚ I love it when you do that to me Commander! That’s the second best thing I EVER FELT!!

Rocketman: yeah I heard that before! I must be doing something wrong???? anyways lets go!

SUIT computer voice: 10 9 8 7 99 5 4 5 3 2 1 IGNITION BLAST OFF! Hick up! I love you commander! Ever since that day you STOLE me from the NASA scrap yard!

Rocketman: STOLE! NO NO SUIT I borrowed you! quit talking about that! I Recused I Recused you!

SUITย computer voice: OK sorry, Were heading for some extremely high mountains if we keep going there’s a good chance we will be picked up on radar!

Rocketman: DAMMIT! No choice we must keep going!

empty Pluto : Pacing back and forth I wonder if Rocketman got my message?

Defense command: General! Sir we picked up an unidentified flying object!

General: A UFO! MY GOD! What should I do?

Defense command: Well it could be beings from another Planet! They could be coming in peace! They could have technologies far advanced than our’s! Cures for cancer! Answers for why we exist! Should we try to make contact?

General: Yeah but then again they could be coming to destroy us! EAT OUR BRAINS! I WATCH MOVIES! SHOOT THEM DOWN! DESTROY THOSE BRAIN SUCKING COMMIES!

Defense command: YES SIR! DELTA ONE! CODE RED! DESTROY THE INTRUDERS!

empty Pluto:ย Looking at watch gee what’s taking so long! Hurry Rocketman! ๐Ÿ™

Delta one: We have them in our sight! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

General: Like the postman bringing bad news! I LOVE THIS CRAP!

SUITย computer voice: Commander I remember the first time you pushed my buttons! it was amazing! OH by the way a little FYI There shooting heat seeking missiles at us! I’ll PUT ON THE SHIELDS.

Missiles: BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

empty Pluto:ย  Where are you Rocketman I can’t see you in the sky? ๐Ÿ™

SUIT computer voice:: Shields down to 70%

Rocketman: Oh great! shield down 70% what’s next more missiles!

Delta one: We have them in our sight! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Rocketman: I had to ask

SUIT computer voice: Warning! Warning! Shields down to 40%

Rocketman: Suit turn on HIPERDRIVE! We got to get the hell out of here!

SUIT computer voice:ย HIPERDRIVE! ON! WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! HICK UP!

Rocketman:WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO! HICK UP!

empty Pluto: Thank God there he is! ๐Ÿ™‚

SUIT computer voice: We reached our destination! prepare for landing! landing gear was damaged during assault it might be a little rough!

( Rocketman and Suit TUMBLING ON GROUND! BANG! OUCH! BANG! OUCH!ย  WE MADE IT! IN TWO PIECES!)

empty Pluto:ย ย Hi Rocketman! ๐Ÿ™‚ Do you have change for a dollar????

Rocketman: THIS WAS THE EMERGENCY??????ย  ย YES I WAS BUSY!!!!!

( YEAH STOLE THAT FROM GEICO COMMERCIAL ๐Ÿ™‚ )

Rocketman: HERE’S A BUCK IN QUARTERS AND GET A HAIR CUT!

empty Pluto:ย Thank you! ๐Ÿ™‚

Rocketman: Suit lets go home! I hope we make it with Shields down 40%!

SUIT computer voice: No problem! I Rerouted we can go around the mountains but it will take one minute 45 seconds longer!

Rocketman: What? I HATE THAT DPS!

( So Rocketman and Suit travel back home together ready for their next adventure ๐Ÿ™‚ )

SUIT computer voice: I LOVE YOU COMMANDER! ๐Ÿ™‚

Rocketman: That’s enough STOP IT! ๐Ÿ™‚

 

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spookichick 5/28/2019 - 6:33 am

are you ok? xox

rocketman 5/28/2019 - 7:19 am

Here let me explain a little better, I’m kind of a Mel Brooks but without the money! ๐Ÿ™‚

rocketman 5/28/2019 - 7:06 am

Of course! But I am crazy! ๐Ÿ™‚

spookichick 5/28/2019 - 8:48 am

i get it. a sense of humour can be so therapeutic to your mental health. i wish you peace. xox

rocketman 5/28/2019 - 6:21 pm

What does Mel Brooks have Mental issues too! ๐Ÿ™‚

shatterediris 5/28/2019 - 8:53 am

xD The suit loves Rocketman

rocketman 5/28/2019 - 9:00 am

Hey it’s not like we don’t have our up’s and downs! ๐Ÿ™‚

EmptyPluto 5/28/2019 - 1:02 pm

Thanks, Fam. I can always count on you.

rocketman 5/28/2019 - 6:22 pm

YOUR MY SUPER STAR YOU KNOW THAT! ๐Ÿ™‚

EmptyPluto 5/28/2019 - 6:32 pm

That moment when you realize that Rocketman is more reliable than your own family.

rocketman 5/28/2019 - 6:58 pm

You can always count on me to get you in trouble! ๐Ÿ™‚

EmptyPluto 5/28/2019 - 7:07 pm

Good, that just keeps things interesting! I’ll also have more material to write about in my autobiography.

spookichick 5/28/2019 - 7:26 pm

๐Ÿ™‚

rocketman 5/28/2019 - 7:27 pm

I’M THINKING VERY STRONGLY ABOUT GIVING YOU MORE MATERIAL TO WRITE ABOUT ๐Ÿ™‚

nomorepain461 5/28/2019 - 10:43 pm

Mel Brooks is cool, but Tom Cruise and his unique behavior is who i model myself after. lol

rocketman 5/29/2019 - 7:28 am

Well I model myself after many people, even Tom Cruise! You and me could be brothers! ๐Ÿ™‚ Mel Brooks silliness takes serious people to another world.

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