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Rocketman and the Psychologist

by rocketman

Doctor: Hi you must be Rocketman, Why do you call yourself Rocketman?

Rocketman: I call myself that because I am Rocketman! Can’t you see my flight Suit! Can’t you see my helmet! The jet pack on my back!

Doctor: Why no?

Rocketman: What are you blind! DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE!

Doctor: Take it easy! Don’t get excited!

Rocketman: Sorry but I get upset when people insult my Suit she’s my best friend!

Doctor: Your Suit is a female?

Rocketman: Oh boy! One insult after another! Sorry Suit she didn’t mean it!

Suit computer voice: That’s OK commander I understand 🙂

Rocketman: Well you just heard her she forgives you.

Doctor: Heard what??????? Oh I mean yes I heard her! ?????

Doctor: Let’s see here I have a few question’s for you! What do you think about when you see a horse grazing in a field?

Rocketman: SEX!!!!!!

Doctor: SEX!!!!

Rocketman: Yes I’m always think about SEX!! But not with the horse silly!

Doctor: Now this is an important question! Do you ever feel like you have a tight band around your head?

Rocketman: All the time! I hate it!

Doctor: Hum? Do you hate your mother and father?

Rocketman: Nope!

Doctor: That’s strange? Hum? How about your sex life is it satisfying?

Rocketman: Nope

Doctor: How many partners do you have?

Rocketman: None but I’m open for offers! 🙂

Suit computer voice: Watch out for her commander! She’s not your type!

Doctor: Sorry Rocketman but I’m not your type!

Rocketman: That’s what Suit said!

Doctor: She did??????? I MEAN SHE DID! YES SHE DID! Let’s see do you consume alcoholic beverages?

Rocketman: Yeah lot’s of them constantly!

Doctor: In a  few words could you please describe yourself.

Rocketman: Well I’m sneaky, I can’t be trusted, I talk to myself, I have no friends except on SP and I HATE MYSELF!

Doctor: Friends on SP? What’s SP? What friends?

Rocketman: Oh that’s the Suicide Project, We all talk about killing ourselves 🙂 There is darkwillow, rivets, empty Pluto, soft apple, unknown, lostInside, Nothingasitseems, shatterediris, Once, I can’t name them all it would take all day!

Doctor: Those are their names????  Well anyways according to the answers you have given me you are abnormal! Which is perfectly normal 🙂

Rocketman: What? Can’t I get a few pills? Or a hooker!

Doctor:  No!!!!  Pills are for normal people to make them abnormal so they can be perfectly normal. That reminds me it’s time for my pill! But let’s take that tight band off your head!

Rocketman: Gee didn’t know it was there! Thank Doc! 🙂 Suit let’s go home!

Suit computer voice: I think that doctor is crazy!

Rocketman: Shoooo! keep it down! She might hear you!

Suit computer voice: OK Commander let’s go home 🙂  Can we stop for a drink? 🙂

Rocketman: But of course! 🙂

 

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darkwillow 5/21/2019 - 8:13 pm

I wish i had a talking flightsuit.. all i have is this shady willow tree that follows me around!

Hope Dream Love 5/21/2019 - 9:14 pm

You might have a shady willow tree but it keeps the sun off you on scorching hot days. And when it’s raining it keeps you dry. Plus weeping willows are my favorite tree. They have so much personality compared to other trees 🙂

rocketman 5/21/2019 - 9:26 pm

Hope Dream Love, Why didn’t I say that? Your so nice! 🙂 I hope you forgive me for the things that happen in my next story! SP GOES TO THE DOGS 🙂

Hope Dream Love 5/21/2019 - 9:34 pm

I like your stories. I find they bring humour to a dark world. Really lighten the place up. 😛 I always get a good laugh. People need that some days. I know I do right now.

rocketman 5/21/2019 - 9:54 pm

Hope Dream Love,
Your wish is my command! poof!! 🙂

Hope Dream Love 5/21/2019 - 9:57 pm

Can’t wait for your next story. I’ll be watching for it 🙂

Hope Dream Love 5/21/2019 - 10:03 pm

Found it. And you weren’t joking about dogs were you lol

rocketman 5/22/2019 - 4:26 pm

You know how serious I am! 🙂

rocketman 5/21/2019 - 9:10 pm

Yeah I know sorry! She has a real sexy voice too! 🙂

SleeplessMind 5/21/2019 - 10:55 pm

This flightsuit is like the KIT to your Nightrider.
Nothing cooler than that!!!

rocketman 5/22/2019 - 4:30 pm

flightsuit is really cool ! And she digs me! 🙂

SleeplessMind 5/21/2019 - 10:56 pm

Maybe I f’ed that up… the 80s were looking ago

SleeplessMind 5/21/2019 - 10:57 pm

Looong

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