Doctor: Hi you must be Rocketman, Why do you call yourself Rocketman?
Rocketman: I call myself that because I am Rocketman! Can’t you see my flight Suit! Can’t you see my helmet! The jet pack on my back!
Doctor: Why no?
Rocketman: What are you blind! DO I HAVE TO DRAW YOU A PICTURE!
Doctor: Take it easy! Don’t get excited!
Rocketman: Sorry but I get upset when people insult my Suit she’s my best friend!
Doctor: Your Suit is a female?
Rocketman: Oh boy! One insult after another! Sorry Suit she didn’t mean it!
Suit computer voice: That’s OK commander I understand 🙂
Rocketman: Well you just heard her she forgives you.
Doctor: Heard what??????? Oh I mean yes I heard her! ?????
Doctor: Let’s see here I have a few question’s for you! What do you think about when you see a horse grazing in a field?
Rocketman: Yes I’m always think about SEX!! But not with the horse silly!
Doctor: Now this is an important question! Do you ever feel like you have a tight band around your head?
Rocketman: All the time! I hate it!
Doctor: Hum? Do you hate your mother and father?
Doctor: That’s strange? Hum? How about your sex life is it satisfying?
Doctor: How many partners do you have?
Rocketman: None but I’m open for offers! 🙂
Suit computer voice: Watch out for her commander! She’s not your type!
Doctor: Sorry Rocketman but I’m not your type!
Rocketman: That’s what Suit said!
Doctor: She did??????? I MEAN SHE DID! YES SHE DID! Let’s see do you consume alcoholic beverages?
Rocketman: Yeah lot’s of them constantly!
Doctor: In a few words could you please describe yourself.
Rocketman: Well I’m sneaky, I can’t be trusted, I talk to myself, I have no friends except on SP and I HATE MYSELF!
Doctor: Friends on SP? What’s SP? What friends?
Rocketman: Oh that’s the Suicide Project, We all talk about killing ourselves 🙂 There is darkwillow, rivets, empty Pluto, soft apple, unknown, lostInside, Nothingasitseems, shatterediris, Once, I can’t name them all it would take all day!
Doctor: Those are their names???? Well anyways according to the answers you have given me you are abnormal! Which is perfectly normal 🙂
Rocketman: What? Can’t I get a few pills? Or a hooker!
Doctor: No!!!! Pills are for normal people to make them abnormal so they can be perfectly normal. That reminds me it’s time for my pill! But let’s take that tight band off your head!
Rocketman: Gee didn’t know it was there! Thank Doc! 🙂 Suit let’s go home!
Suit computer voice: I think that doctor is crazy!
Rocketman: Shoooo! keep it down! She might hear you!
Suit computer voice: OK Commander let’s go home 🙂 Can we stop for a drink? 🙂
Rocketman: But of course! 🙂