Have to act like human today when it feels like a spinning top took residence inside my head and it’s all off kilter.
There’s not enough coffee in the world to make acting like a human enjoyable.
Help, I just can’t do it. I’m living the dream and the dream is shit. Screw the dream, screw the man, screw the McCoffee. I don’t wanna people today. But I gotta, so I’ll do it like tearing off a band-aid and make it as fast as possible. Then I can maximize the time I sit around wondering what to do with myself. Sounds like fun.