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by rivets

Have to act like human today when it feels like a spinning top took residence inside my head and it’s all off kilter.

There’s not enough coffee in the world to make acting like a human enjoyable.

Help, I just can’t do it. I’m living the dream and the dream is shit. Screw the dream, screw the man, screw the McCoffee. I don’t wanna people today. But I gotta, so I’ll do it like tearing off a band-aid and make it as fast as possible. Then I can maximize the time I sit around wondering what to do with myself. Sounds like fun.

 

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Hope Dream Love 6/7/2019 - 12:46 pm

People suck. And it’s just awful if you get one of those jumpy happy ones. Then you just roll your eyes and think FUUUUUUUUUUCK lol 😛

rivets 6/7/2019 - 1:00 pm

Reminds me of a song that probably seems totally unrelated. But if not bouncing, they’re probably doing it wrong and that guy is always smiling. =P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p6GWewmTYQ

clipped-wings 6/7/2019 - 2:36 pm

I really dig the song and video. Especially the eagle!

clipped-wings 6/7/2019 - 1:18 pm

Those bouncy types are usually phony. I used to work with people like that. Not fun.

rivets 6/7/2019 - 1:57 pm

Ever have one of those weekend funks where you look at the world and think, “I’ve got so much stuff I’ve got to do…” so you sit down to think about what to do for a while, and then wind up petting cats? And watching random things online. I call that Friday. lol

clipped-wings 6/7/2019 - 2:40 pm

I’m having a day just like that. I decided to stay home. And petting cats, and a cockatoo. Just don’t want to be around humans.

rivets 6/7/2019 - 2:49 pm

I went to ATM and ATM did not ask why I needed funds. Took it to office manager, and office manager acted like a hibernating bear I woke up early, but was nice about it at least. I really do feel bad for that guy, being chained to a desk in that little office day after day. Now… back to cats. And other stuff.

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