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Suicide prevention Squad! And the Terrorist Suicide Bombers?

by rocketman

Rocketman: Thanks everyone! For showing up on such short notice! Especially Hope dream love our newest member! We have a real problem if you been watching the news you know what I’m talking about! The Suicide bombers! They are crazy! They are insane! And They are killing people!

empty pluto: What? How can we stop them?

Dark willow: But our job is to stop people from killing themselves?

Hope dream love: We have to save the suicide bombers? So they don’t kill themselves and blow up people? THERE HAS GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY!

Rocketman: I know it goes against the grain to say the least, but I can’t think of another way? I know this is asking a lot it will be the most dangerous thing we have ever done! We could get blown up in the process! Matter of fact forget it!

Hope dream love: I’M IN!!!

RocketmanNO NO! It’s a crazy idea!

empty pluto: Just tell me where and when! ERROOWW!

Rocketman: NOPE! It’s asking too much!

Dark willow: Rocketman you can’t stop me!

Rocketman: I have too! It’s much to dangerous! And that’s final!!

Hope dream love: Grab Rocketman!! Start tickling him! Tickle torcher!!!!

Rocketman: Wait!! Stop that! 🙂 HA! HA! 🙂 Cut it out! 🙂 HA! HA! HA! 🙂 WILL WE ALL DIE!!! 🙂 HA! HA! HA! 🙂 I’m going piss my pants!!! 🙂 HA! HA! HA! 🙂 OK! OK! 🙂 WE WILL DO IT!!!!! 🙂

Hope dream love: Thought you change your mind! 🙂

Rocketman: Hope dream love this isn’t a game! These guy’s are tough! They don’t play around tickling people! What would you do if they grabbed you! Like this!

empty pluto: Oh I wouldn’t do that Rocketman!

Dark willow: Be careful!!! Rocketman!

Rocketman: What? She’s just a girl? 🙂

Hope dream love: HY YA!

Rocketman: OUCH! Lucky shot!

Hope dream love: HY YA! kick! HY YA! SMACK! HY YA! HIT!

Rocketman: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! HELP! CUT IT OUT!

Dark willow: WOW! Rocketman is soaking her fist up like a sponge!! I never seen a head spin like that!

empty pluto: Look he’s flying in the air! Looks like he’s doing a swan dive!

Dark willow: Right on his head! I’d give him a 10 perfect form!!!

Rocketman: OK OK Hope dream love ENOUGH TRAINING!!!! GOT SOME ICE? 🙁

NEWS FLASH! THREE SUICIDE BOMBERS ARE IN THE MAIN CITY TOWER!

(News anchor talking to Chief of police)

Well Chief what’s the story? What are you going to do?

Chief of police: We have the building surrounded! There are Three SUICIDE BOMBERS inside holding 250 people hostage! Right now were stopping people from going in and keeping people away from the building, STAY BACK! STAY BACK!

News anchor: What about the people in the building?

Chief of police: We are negotiating with the terrorist by phone, I can’t risk sending in my men the Mayor say’s it’s much to dangerous! It doesn’t look good, we can’t meet their demands and most likely they will blow up the building and everyone in it!

News anchor: Are their children in the building?

Chief of police: Yes I’m afraid so.

Hope dream love: Children! We got to save them! let’s go!

Rocketman: We can’t get in!

empty pluto: We got to try right Dark willow?

Dark willow: Got to try! We are the Suicide prevention Squad! Are we not men!

Hope dream love: HY YA! 

Dark willow: AND WOMEN!!! AND WOMEN!!!

Hope dream love: 🙂 Let’s go!

( So the Suicide prevention Squad arrive at the building )

Rocketman: Shit! There must be 20 cops at the entrance! How going to get in?

Dark willow: Let’s rush them!

empty pluto: Yeah they can’t stop all of us!

Rocketman: GO! GO! GO!

20 COPS: Stop! Stop! Grab them!

( Five cops grab each one )

Dark willow: UN hand me!

empty pluto: Let me go!

Rocketman: At least let Hope dream love go she’s just a girl 🙂

Hope dream love: Yeah I’m just a girl and you hurt my little feelings! 🙁

Chief of police: This doesn’t look good? Five of us holding a girl Let her go! She’s only a girl!

empty pluto: That was a dirty trick Rocketman, I LOVE IT! 🙂

Hope dream love: HY YA!

Cops: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

Hope dream love: HY YA! HY YA! kick! HY YA! SMACK! HY YA! HIT!

Cops: OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH! I’M BIT! ME TOO! OUCH!

Chief of police: The girl bit you!

Cops: No it was the guy’s! The little bastards! They are getting pass us! They got in the building!

Terrorist Suicide bomber: Holding a little boy, Stooop or we will blooow you up!

Hope dream love: HY YA! HY YA! Kick! HY YA! SMACK! HY YA! HIT!

Terrorist Suicide bomber: RRRUUUUUNNNUUP THE STAIRS!

Hope dream love: GET THE PEOPLE OUT! CHILDREN FIRST! I’ll distract them HY YA!.

( So the squad starts grabbing children and pulling people outside to safety while Hope dream love chases the terrorist up stairs)

GATHERING CROWD: YEA!! YEA!!

News anchor: Flash! Some people are taking everyone out of the building? Chief , Who are they? And why are they risking their lives?

Chief of police: It might be a group that call themselves the Suicide prevention Squad, apparently they aren’t afraid to die? Go figure?

News anchor: Mayor Sir what’s going on?

Mayor: Apparently a group of trouble makers have interfered with the police department and soon as this ordeal is over these misfits LAW BREAKERS WILL BE ARRESTED.

News anchor: HUM? 🙁

( Mean while Hope dream love is tracking down the terrorist one by one )

Hope dream love: Come here you coward!

Terrorist #1: BACK! BACK! I PULL PIN! AND WE DIE!

( Hope dream love rushes him and pushes him out the window glass breaking)

News anchor: OMG! Someone just got pushed out the window from above! HE IS SCREAMING! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! AWWWW! BOOM! IT WAS A TERRORIST! HE EXPLODED IN THE AIR!! I can’t tell but it looks like a girl pushed him?

GATHERING CROWD: YEA!! YEA!!

( Hope dream love finds another terrorist pulls the pin and rails him out another window and yells happy trails baby killer!)

Terrorist #2 ALLAHU AKBAR!!!! AWWWW! BOOM!

News anchor: This is incredible! It’s a girl! Throwing terrorist out the windows and they are exploding!!

GATHERING CROWD: YEA!! YEA!!

empty pluto: She wasn’t kidding when she said “THERE HAS GOT TO BE ANOTHER WAY!”

Dark willow: VERY CREATIVE!!

News anchor: And you sir are a part of this group? The Suicide prevention Squad?

Rocketmanah ah yeah…..

News anchor: That girl seems to be deadly dangerous! A super girl!

Rocketman: Oh yes she should be I TRAINED HER!!! 🙂

Dark willow: I think I’m going to get sick! He trained her!

empty pluto: Yeah soaking up her fist with his face!! HA HA! NEED MORE ICE ROCKET!! 🙂

( Hope dream love has tracked down the last terrorist )

Hope dream love: Come here you puke!

Terrorist #3: I PULL PIN! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

Hope dream love: SHIT! BOOM!

News anchor: WOW! ANOTHER EXPLOSION INSIDE THE BUILDING THIS TIME! THE GIRL MUST BE DEAD! DAMMIT!

GATHERING CROWD: OH NO! 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

News anchor: WAIT! I can see her through the smoke! she’s alive but pinned down by debris, and a fire has started! Chief what are you going to do?

Chief of police: I’m afraid there is nothing we can do the building is not safe I can’t let my men go in Mayor orders.

News anchor: Well Chief  I’ll help you break the news to the crowd.

( News anchor turns on load speaker on the mobile news truck )

News anchor: It’s OK it’s safe now everyone can go home, The girl a HERO! A REGULAR CITIZEN LIKE YOURSELVES THAT BROKE PASS THE POLICE! And risked her life and saved 250 people, THAT NEEDS OUR HELP! Is trapped in the building and will surely die because the Mayor has ordered the police not to go in it’s to dangerous.

GATHERING CROWD: 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

VOICE IN CROWD: We don’t work for the Mayor!

( empty Pluto yelling to the crowd, Let’s go get her! I’m going! They can’t stop all of us! )

GATHERING CROWD: Yeah! Let’s go save the girl!!!

MAYOR: Chief do something to stop these Law breakers! Or it’s your job!

Chief of police: I will! ATTENTION!!!! ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT PERSONNEL DO YOUR JOB GET IN THAT BUILDING AND SAVE THE GIRL!! NOW!!!! THAT’S AN ORDER!!!

( Mayor standing in front of the police trying to stop them from going in the building )

MAYOR: Stop or your all fired!

( Police pushing the Mayor aside yelling get out-of-the-way WE DON’T WORK FOR YOU! )

News anchor: FLASH! UPDATE! THE POLICE OFFICERS ARE POURING INTO THE BUILDING TO RESCUE THE GIRL HERO TRAPPED INSIDE!

GATHERING CROWD: 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

( The police find Hope dream love removed the debris and carry her out of the building and the Suicide prevention Squad are reunited )

MAYOR: Arrest these law breaker’s!

Chief of police: I don’t know who you are! What you did was very courageous and stupid! I can’t arrest you for being courageous and stupid!  Thank you! Let them go! Take your friend and get out of here before I change my mind!

Rocketman,empty pluto,Dark willow, Hold up Hope dream love and limp through the crowd while the crowd is cheering and disappear back to Suicide prevention Squad head quarters )

GATHERING CROWD: 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

News anchor talking to Chief of Police: WELL CHIEF LOOKS LIKE YOUR GOING TO BE FIRED!

Chief of Police: YEP THANKS TO YOU! And I mean that! THANK YOU! If that girl had died in that building we could never forgive ourselves for not doing our job.

MAYOR: CHIEF YOUR FIRED!!!

(Three weeks later)

Hope dream love: Hey guys why do I have to do all the dirty work? 🙁

Dark willow: Because were a bunch of wusses? 🙂

empty pluto: Yeah the about sums it up? 🙂

Rocketman: No! Because you have special talents! What other special talents have you got?

Hope dream love: I CAN SING! 🙂

Rocketman: Really let’s hear you! 🙂

Hope dream love: Oh i’m so happy i have found you! la la la! do be do be dooo! 🙂

( The squad is covering their EAR’S!! )

Dark willow: Awww! 🙁

empty pluto: OMG! My ear’s hurt! 🙁

Rocketman: SWEET JESUS!!!! 🙁

( Hope dream love stops singing )

Hope dream love: WHAT!! 🙁

( FLASH BREAKING NEW’S )

News anchor: Hellow I’m Bah Bah WAH WAH, The city citizens that have demanded the resignation of the Mayor and have forced the Mayor to resign, The Chief of police has been reinstated and now the acting Mayor until elections take place, Chief what are your plans going forward?

Chief of Police: Well Bah Bah first thing I’m going to do is change our city slogan from “the sunshine city” to “THE CITY OF THE UNKNOWN HERO’S” Thanks to those unknown individuals that stopped that terrorist attack 3 weeks ago! Then………..

( FLASH BREAKING NEWS JUST IN )

News anchor: Hellow I’m Bah Bah WAH WAH NEWS JUST IN! The Spruce Goose has been stolen! AM I READING THIS RIGHT! THE SPRUCE GOOSE? Isn’t that the old sea plane the biggest plane ever constructed by Howard Hughes during the second world war! Someones pulling a prank on me! This has to be a prank! What??? We are??? Were going live to the Evergreen Aviation & Space Museum to talk to the Museum Director where the spruce goose has been kept as a tourist attraction.

Museum Director: Yes Bah Bah WAH WAH it’s true, The Hughes H-4 Hercules (also known as the Spruce Goose; Strategic airlift flying boat designed and built by the Hughes Aircraft Company Intended as a transatlantic flight transport for use during World War II was a monumental undertaking. It is the largest aircraft ever built. It is over five stories tall with a wingspan longer than a football field. That’s more than a city block. And unbelievably it has been stolen!

News anchor Bah Bah WAH WAH: But Director that thing was built in 1947! Surely it can’t fly?

Museum Director: Not true A full-time crew of workers, maintained the aircraft in flying condition in a climate-controlled hangar.

News anchor Bah Bah WAH WAH: How did they get it out of a hangar to fly it?

Museum Director: Bah Bah part of our preservation of this National Treasure involves taking it out of the hanger on a specialty designed cradle with wheels and doing maintenance fueling it up firing off  her eight engines we get a kick out of that! Unfortunately so did the thieves, The Hughes H-4 Hercules Spruce Goose”On November 2, 1947,  with Hughes at the controls After picking up speed on the channel facing Cabrillo Beach the Hercules lifted off, remaining airborne for 26 seconds at 70 ft off the water at a speed of 135 miles per hour  for about one mile and never flew again! These criminals had to be the greatest pilots on the face on the earth to get her in the air! Flying at that altitude it can’t be picked up on radar and over the right Terrain finding her will be like finding a guppy in a swimming pool.  

News anchor Bah Bah WAH WAH: Excuse me Director we have the F.B.I on another line were going to switch over to them.

F.B.I. Director: Hello Bah Bah we are working around the clock to find the perpetrators of this Crime! And we are going to bring them to justice I assure you! They will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law!

News anchor Bah Bah WAH WAH: Sir this is the biggest crime I have ever heard of! Who would do such a thing!

F.B.I. Director: Bah Bah it is the biggest crime in history! These perpetrators must be highly skilled and have an IQ off the chart, No ordinary person could pull this off! But we will catch them!

News anchor Bah Bah WAH WAH: Thank you Director keep us informed as you make progress, This is Bah Bah WAH WAH signing off and returning you to your regular program “AS THE STOMACH TURNS”

Rocketman: I don’t believe it! You guy’s who on earth would have the balls and brains to steal the SPRUCE GOOSE!

( Just then the doors fly open and Shatterediris runs in looking over his shoulders and acting very nervous! )

shatterediris: Hey you guy’s I need your help! I did something really stupid!!!!!

Rocketman 🙁 Hope dream love 🙁 Dark willow 🙁 empty pluto 🙁

( Disclosure )

My intent of my stories is to make people laugh and smile and hopefully forget their issues for a bit, It is ridiculous to say the least, if anyone in this story is offended I will remove it immediately.

Thanks for reading,

Rocketman

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Hope Dream Love 9/12/2019 - 1:03 pm

1) talking about kicking was and takin names. Hiya!
2) I cried a little at the end when you all saved me lol
3) I thought we were suppose to save the bombers. Why am I throwing them out Windows?
4) omg I loved it

rocketman 9/12/2019 - 1:21 pm

#3 Apparently you don’t like saving baby killers! So you change the plan a bit!
I’m so happy you loved it! 🙂

Hope Dream Love 9/12/2019 - 1:23 pm

You’re right I don’t lol

EmptyPluto 9/12/2019 - 3:33 pm

I am greatly offended by the lack of tiger suits in this story.

rocketman 9/12/2019 - 4:00 pm

Ha Ha you did a roar! 🙂

a1957 9/12/2019 - 10:04 pm

ILMAO!!

rocketman 9/13/2019 - 12:45 am

a1957,

Thanks glad you liked it!

a1957 9/13/2019 - 7:59 pm

I would love to push up all eight throttles!

rocketman 9/13/2019 - 8:12 pm

I BET YOU FLY FOR REAL! 🙂

a1957 9/13/2019 - 9:56 pm

I did for 18 years, all free lance. Anxiety about certain kinds of weather kept me out of regularly scheduled flying. Schedule pilots don’t get to pick and choose the kind of weather they will fly in according to their personal preferences. As for the Goose, flying an airplane that big even for a minute would make a lifetime memory. That thing is huge.

darkwillow 9/13/2019 - 4:57 pm

Geez, Hope Dream Love is scary! Don’t want to get on her bad side.. Or, close to any windows… This definitely needs to be a movie. Thanks for the post RocketMan. This must have taken a long time, and I appreciate every word of it ^.^

Hope Dream Love 9/13/2019 - 5:00 pm

i would never throw you out a window. youre cool 😀

Hope Dream Love 9/13/2019 - 5:01 pm

although if i trip and my fist pushes you…..thats not my fault lol

rocketman 9/13/2019 - 5:05 pm

Thanks darkwillow, I enjoy writing them and I enjoy you reading them. 🙂

rocketman 9/13/2019 - 5:11 pm

Don’t worry about hope dream love she’s a cream puff! 🙂
HY YA! OUCH!

Hope Dream Love 9/13/2019 - 6:11 pm

It better be chocolate covered. Mmmm chocolate covered cream puff

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