I don’t drink, but when i had a dog and a fine dog he was too, Iused to smoke strong 80%indica/20%sativa hybrid weed and get high listening to Led Zeppelin with dog chillin on the sofa. Dogs just want human attention above all, so he was just as happy as me, particularly when I’d reach over and rub his back?
I’d want to get the perspecive of a fly, what is his life like, after all they are part of the garbage cleaners keeping this world in check.
But…
Dogs, such pure beings they are. This just brought me to a thought:
“Before you go to earth you must choose a number”
“5”
“Dog it is, a dog you’ll be on earth!”
*all nearby souls rejoice and clap*
“Next? …Choose a number”
“20”
*Gatekeeper goes grim* “………….human.”
All souls nearby drop their heads in mourning as the next soul solemly drags their feet to the portal.
I’d choose a moose [providing that it can digest alcohol],
A; It might kill me, and if I was drunk that’s a pretty low pain exit
B; any shenanigans I might get up to will pale in contrast to the damage a moose can do
C; Moose are incredibly perceptive, I doubt anyone other than the moose would be hurting me, and as I said; killed by a moose while drunk is a kick ass obit.
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I’d choose an armadillo. They are shy. And since they’re from the south, I bet they like tequila
Lol that’s cool… I would either want a wolf or a orangutan because they both live on the fringes but in opposite ways
I don’t drink, but when i had a dog and a fine dog he was too, Iused to smoke strong 80%indica/20%sativa hybrid weed and get high listening to Led Zeppelin with dog chillin on the sofa. Dogs just want human attention above all, so he was just as happy as me, particularly when I’d reach over and rub his back?
Typo the q mark at the end is supposed to be the smiley emoji
I’d want to get the perspecive of a fly, what is his life like, after all they are part of the garbage cleaners keeping this world in check.
But…
Dogs, such pure beings they are. This just brought me to a thought:
“Before you go to earth you must choose a number”
“5”
“Dog it is, a dog you’ll be on earth!”
*all nearby souls rejoice and clap*
“Next? …Choose a number”
“20”
*Gatekeeper goes grim* “………….human.”
All souls nearby drop their heads in mourning as the next soul solemly drags their feet to the portal.
I’d choose a moose [providing that it can digest alcohol],
A; It might kill me, and if I was drunk that’s a pretty low pain exit
B; any shenanigans I might get up to will pale in contrast to the damage a moose can do
C; Moose are incredibly perceptive, I doubt anyone other than the moose would be hurting me, and as I said; killed by a moose while drunk is a kick ass obit.
A fucking tiger