Maude: Do you like sex Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Excuse me?
Maude: Sex, the physical act of love (coitus) do you like it?
The Dude: I was talking about my rug.
Maude: You’re not interested in sex?
The Dude: You mean.. Coitus?
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Hey guyss! ive got something to tell you guys !!! 😀 you knoww true friends?? well i had one! she was called  Maude! one day she went to the princaple to tell on someone which was great because that dude was annoying everyone.. ANnyways!! when she told off him, some people started to hate maude and wanted to beat her up like hardcore! but i stood up for her! cause she was MY BEST FRIEND the girl that knew all my secrets and that was there or me to listen to me! i thought she wass a good friend.. i stood up for her while […]