Why not? I’m not sure Heaven has a smoking section either. I find no mention of that or pubs. Ughh. Spending an eternity with singing christians seems kinda boring.
Because I never sleep, it’s interesting watching social patterns form on SP. It’s like a 24 hour night club where the usual protagonists stop by in between sleep and going about their daily lives. I just stand at the bar, alone waiting for the odd passer by to make my life more interesting. But it is undoubtedly more interesting than being asleep. Or at least until I run out of things to type. My friends Amakua and Molly Whoppit might stop by for a drink at the SP bar. Until then I will continue to occupy my mind by reading posts. 27 hours and counting. There is no chance of falling asleep, I feel bright as a button.
I know it’s probably an unrealistic hope but, nevertheless, I still hope with all my heart that none of the users of this site have ever gone away and killed themselves. If they are no longer posting here and have deleted their posts, I hope it’s because they have found something better to do with their time.
I just wish there was a way that you could resurrect a dead person after, say, a year of them being dead, and show them what happened as a result of their death and ask if they’d like to remain dead or come back. I’m not saying that because I think they would or should all want to return, but because I’d love that they had the option.
Unfortunately, once you are dead, you are gone forever.
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If anyone who used to post here is now dead, they might have a problem getting online now.
@ Gumby
No broadband in heaven? I’m going to write to watchdog, it’s such a rip off.
Yeah. I checked the Bible. God makes no guarantee of internet access in the afterlife.
Damn, I should have read the small print.
Well, you’ll be busy up there singing the worst karoke ever. No time to visit sites like this.
Well there are some advantages I suppose. I better start practicing
Why not? I’m not sure Heaven has a smoking section either. I find no mention of that or pubs. Ughh. Spending an eternity with singing christians seems kinda boring.
Well I might learn how to turn water to wine and at least I could be sozzled in eternity.
Because I never sleep, it’s interesting watching social patterns form on SP. It’s like a 24 hour night club where the usual protagonists stop by in between sleep and going about their daily lives. I just stand at the bar, alone waiting for the odd passer by to make my life more interesting. But it is undoubtedly more interesting than being asleep. Or at least until I run out of things to type. My friends Amakua and Molly Whoppit might stop by for a drink at the SP bar. Until then I will continue to occupy my mind by reading posts. 27 hours and counting. There is no chance of falling asleep, I feel bright as a button.
The ones I know of deleted all their posts before they left the site. Not sure if they’re actually dead, though.
I know it’s probably an unrealistic hope but, nevertheless, I still hope with all my heart that none of the users of this site have ever gone away and killed themselves. If they are no longer posting here and have deleted their posts, I hope it’s because they have found something better to do with their time.
I just wish there was a way that you could resurrect a dead person after, say, a year of them being dead, and show them what happened as a result of their death and ask if they’d like to remain dead or come back. I’m not saying that because I think they would or should all want to return, but because I’d love that they had the option.
Unfortunately, once you are dead, you are gone forever.
Read Expired by ProtoRyu. Seriously, matter fact read all his post, a wonderful poet.