Take This Test: 10 Points or more, Catch-the-Bus
5 pts = Do you have a terminal illness whereby you’ll die within a year
2 pts = Just broke up with your lover
2 pts = Serious financial troubles
3 pts = Serious mental illness
2 pts = truly no real way to better you life
1 pts = I’m not attractive, I hate my looks
4 pts = You’re serious disabled, paraplegic, deaf and blind …
3 pts = Addicted to one or more serious drugs, Heroin, Cocaine, Meth
1 pt = Have no friends, everyone hates you
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Hmm, I got zero points and still want to die.
I got 3 points and it’s 2 from not being able to better myself although I am trying like hell. 1 point for no friends. As for lovers, haven’t been in a relationship in 2 years and financially, I have student loans to pay up. Either way even if I didnt qualify, this test is null and void because there are many reasons people want to die.
7 points. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I made this up purely in jest because I thought it would spark some comments. I really like the “I got zero and still want to die” that was awesome.
It did seem silly when I first read this post. All that was left for me to get that ‘final push’ was to develop low self-esteem and be an addict — *pshaw* yeah right.