Today I saw a tomato off my husbands tomato vine. It looked half rotten with cracks so I picked it and cut off the rot and ate the rest. My husband proceeded to tell me how selfish I am and I should have gave him some and he looked me straight in the eyes and said your the worst wife ever! You don’t do shit and your so selfish. Your such a bad wife your like a anti wife. What have you done for me? Your awful and your the worst wife in the world! All over a rotten tomato.needless to say I’m feeling pretty crappy about now about myself….
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..It was a tomato. I hope that you didn’t go get him one..
Tell him to fucking cut himself one off. It’s not your job to hand feed him. If that’s all you’re doing wrong as a wife, jesus, marry me instead.