Best suicide forum?

Whatever you do, don’t try to kill yourself by eating too many carrots. It never works out well. Now, eating hemlock – that might work, but make sure it’s not carrots first. If I wanted to kill myself (to go through with the act itself, I mean, not just ideation), I would have zero interest in talking to people about my method of choice. I already know what’s killed people in the past and it’s not that hard to figure out what would work. The last thing I’d want is for someone else to get the bright idea to use the same method as me when their life is actually salvageable. I’d rather it stay hard work to figure this kind of thing out.