1) Are you depressed :
A)all the time
B)sometimes
C)never
2)Have you ever contemplated suicide?
A)once
B)several times
C)never
3)Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
A)1 time
B)2-4 times
C)never
4)What are your religious beliefs
A)Christian
B)Atheist
C)other religion(s)
D)not sure
5) What makes you happy?
A)sleep
B)music/food
C)friends/family
D) nothing/other things
6)Why do you feel unhappy?
A)Financial problems
B)physical problems
C)You are happy
D)Not sure/other
7)What is your age?
A)13-21
B)22-40
C)5 years old
D)41 or older
8)Do you have any children?
A)1-4
B)5-10
C)none
D)currently pregnant
9)Are You married?
A)married
B)Â divorced
C)engaged/in a relationship
D)single
10)How long have you’ve been single/in a relationship?
A)a couple of months
B)a year
C)years
D)as long as you can remember
:)Thank you for taking this short test 🙂
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9 comments
1. yup
2. mmmhmmm
3. I sure have
4. Agnostic
5. Death
6. Because I resent life and all of its bull shit along with a lot of other issues and problems and A and B are a part of it
7. A….until 3 more days pass then its B
8. Fortunately for me nope
9. nope and never will be
10. since 2009
This sounds like something shrinks would ask people…
1) B) I only feel happy when distracted by flashing lights and pixels, and I’m not joking.
2) B) I always catch myself thinking about suicide.
3) C) I have yet to go through with my plans.
4) B) God does not believe in me, so why should I believe in Him?
5) C) Observing others makes me feel better.
6) D) My negative “beliefs” trouble me
7) A) Damn, why would 5-year-olds be on here?
8) C) I could never bring another organism into this meaningless hellhole.
9) D) Knowing me, it will probably be this way for quite some time.
10) D) Forever Alone
Interesting test, by the way.
1. Oh whenever I’m conscious
2. Oh whenever I’m conscious
3. Two failed attempts but I’m getting better
4. I believe whatever force created us wasn’t much smarter than we are. Show me a religion that admits that, and maybe I’ll sign up
5. I get really happy when firefighters rescue animals from burning buildings
6. Because someone once saved my life and gave my world meaning, and I watched her die in my arms powerless to save her.
7. 22-40
8. see depressednihilist95’s answer
9. see depressednihilist95’s answer
10. see depressednihilist95’s answer
1.a
2.b
3.c (but i’d like to purchase a gun when i turn 21, for obvious reasons)
4.a
5.b
6.d (i hate myself, and i sometimes hate the world)
7.a
8.c
9.c (in a relationship but ready to end it)
10.a
1. all the time
2. several times
3. surprisingly, never
4. not sure
5. sleep, food, music in that order
6. physical & mental problems
7. 21
8. no thank the lawrd
9. single and doing no mingling
10. 2 years been not on the prowl
gawd im in the 22-4o range
1) Are you depressed :
there was a time, yes , but i felt if never really went away
2)Have you ever contemplated suicide?
seeing nearest item as a weapon of self distortion
3)Have you ever tried to kill yourself?
yes, im a failure
4)What are your religious beliefs
who ever i pray too, i mostly just pray to the spirits around me
5) What makes you happy?
)sleep,music,food,orgasms
6)Why do you feel unhappy?
D)Not sure/other, other then i dont belong
7)What is your age?
19
8)Do you have any children?
C)none
9)Are You married?
no,alone
10)How long have you’ve been single/in a relationship?
never
destruction*
This would not be the place that i would prefer to share personal information … anyone can just google “depression test” and find more accurate-ish tests on line … that interestingly do not ask about religion … not sure how that is in any way relevant.
skeptical dawg