Ouija Board

Haha, I really hope you don’t take that seriously. It’s a insentient computer program that responds to random algorithms which are not influenced by any outside forces, it’s not an omen. If the computer program had spat out an answer that contradicted your desire to die, would you have taken it as seriously? People tend to pick and choose what coincidences affect them, this is not something significant, I really hope you don’t take this seriously.

Lorax, the word ‘Yes’ has 3 letters in it, it’s a sign! :O