does any one know of anything i can take that will let me sleep forever? i dont have nem(can’t afford it) and would just like to be able to in my sleep painlessly. i can’t fail.
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You could become a Nun, they say this prayer every night (as loosely referenced in “Enter Sandman”) which pretty much says they want to die in their sleep, thus permitting eternal rest upon their soul.
Other than that…unless you have the number for Dial-A-Ninja then I’m afraid you’ll just have to wait out.
…and no, I’m not giving you my num-I mean the Dial-A-Ninja number, so there!
Damn, that’s a great suggestion. A Nun. Hmm….
it would be hilarious if the ninja-hotline was “1-800-NINJA-ME”
or like… an app… you could just touch a few colorful buttons and not wake up tomorrow.
or like, a website… ninjanet.org, where you could find charitable stealth assassins, ready and willing to anonymously donate a quick and merciful exit, to those in need…
(i’m totally in “idea guy” mode, today…)
lmfao
littlepanda,
watch about 72 hours of bass fishing that should put you to sleep, I don’t know if it would be painless.
anything good that would work cost money! so save save save!