But if we’re dead, how could we enjoy it being fine? Gah, that just puts a damper on the whole thing. Being dead means you can’t even enjoy the peace and quiet, but at least it means you won’t have to deal with insurance salesmen anymore.
That is a good point but you won’t have to deal with anything anymore this shitty life well in my case at least my shitty life… Funny thing I was actually an insurance salesman for 2 months or so lol
I used to sell Kirby vacuums door-to-door for like a year. I can tell you all about the nasty stuff lurking on/inside your mattress but I can’t really do a demonstration since I don’t have one of those spiffy filter thingies they put on the side of the vacuum.
But if you’re dead, sure, all the negative and painful stuff goes away, but you won’t even have the ability to feel any relief from that – all indications point to there being just an absence of anything once your gone. No mind to appreciate the freedom or to enjoy the things you like. Just… nothing. And I dunno about you, but that sounds really counterproductive to me.
lots of bacteria on matresses. Hmm was told they get heavier over the years because of that. And some of that bacteria can be nasty. So you should replace your mattress every so often, apparently
Lol tell me about it what’s in my dirty ass mattress? But when your life seems a lot more negative than positive I think it would be a plus to just go you know to just escape its the freedom of not having to put up with anything anymore you know
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But if we’re dead, how could we enjoy it being fine? Gah, that just puts a damper on the whole thing. Being dead means you can’t even enjoy the peace and quiet, but at least it means you won’t have to deal with insurance salesmen anymore.
That is a good point but you won’t have to deal with anything anymore this shitty life well in my case at least my shitty life… Funny thing I was actually an insurance salesman for 2 months or so lol
I used to sell Kirby vacuums door-to-door for like a year. I can tell you all about the nasty stuff lurking on/inside your mattress but I can’t really do a demonstration since I don’t have one of those spiffy filter thingies they put on the side of the vacuum.
But if you’re dead, sure, all the negative and painful stuff goes away, but you won’t even have the ability to feel any relief from that – all indications point to there being just an absence of anything once your gone. No mind to appreciate the freedom or to enjoy the things you like. Just… nothing. And I dunno about you, but that sounds really counterproductive to me.
lots of bacteria on matresses. Hmm was told they get heavier over the years because of that. And some of that bacteria can be nasty. So you should replace your mattress every so often, apparently
Lol tell me about it what’s in my dirty ass mattress? But when your life seems a lot more negative than positive I think it would be a plus to just go you know to just escape its the freedom of not having to put up with anything anymore you know