I have decided to go ahead with it. Today is day 1 of death by dehydration. I will go for a long run tomorrow and thursday to speed up the process and will only eat dry food.
Wish me luck, Ill post my progress day by day 😀 look for me in th news guys 😀
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Are you trying to kill yourself or is this just an experiment?
anon emuss ,
“death by dehydration” ha ha! sorry but that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard of!!! 🙂 you don’t want to die your plan is pretty silly! that’s a good thing! but before you draw to much attention to yourself, what do you say you drink a lot of water and try to work out your problems on here, we will listen and try to give good advice.
you should let someone be your biographer. Something for remembrance your writing on the wall, yer ‘i wuz here’ or what have you. i would
You should watch the WC Fields movie The Bank Dick.
His daughter, in the movie says she wants to kill herself. Over-wrought she exclaims: “I’m gonna starve myself to death!… I skipped lunch yesterday.”
(Great movie, BTW.)
If you are going to kill yourself have it be for a reason, if you made it look like an accident all the OVER-PAID social worker assholes would be off the hook.
Do it in the lobby of their building and leave a note saying that they treated you like a retard and showed you no sincere hint of caring. And that just because you’re depressed doesn’t mean you’re stupid. And point out that you believe that most of the people in that office don’t mind your suicide, as you see it, because they are guaranteed a couple days off, if not a whole week, WITH PAY!
(Make a little statement at least, they’ll ignore it of course, and blame drugs, or depression, or alcohol, anything except their own self-centered indifference.)
Love this world where there is so much love in it. Please stay.
Actually, even dry food has water on it. You’re more likely to choke on it and die of asphyxia if you do that. I do wish you luck since you asked for it but… yeah, good luck.