Because I would like at least one of my dreams to come true before I go
and seemed like the most likely to be able to happen, so I might as well wish for something slightly possible, rather than something impossible
a nice fireworks display
go out with a bang
sit at the top of the hill, look out over the fjord, and just watch it go off, as the world around burns, and take in the blast wave with a big dumb grin on my face
quite easy to handle, if a bit macabre, and requires a bit of willingness on your part
Firstly, a tolerance for very tight spaces
Secondly fake death, with clear wishes laid out
Thirdly, a family that respects those wishes and a live feed from within your coffin in your grave to the ceremony,
Death and a Show.. doesn’t sound too shabby
of course one might lay out in the funeral request to be buried with a gun, so not to have to wait too long after the show is over, I’d imagine it would get quite boring and stale in coffin quite fast
I would wish for the ability to get a full night’s sleep. That’s about it. And maybe some nice, well-aged scotch or something. Also a box full of kittens.
I wish that I had a easy, peaceful way to die. Say, a single pill that makes you fall asleep and never wake up. That would be a dream… Literally; an incessant dream.
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all I wish for Christmas is just 1 nuke,
nothing fancy, nothing special, doesn’t even need to be wrapped or have a bow, just a little nuke
Why do you want a nuke?
Because I would like at least one of my dreams to come true before I go
and seemed like the most likely to be able to happen, so I might as well wish for something slightly possible, rather than something impossible
So what would you use it for?
a nice fireworks display
go out with a bang
sit at the top of the hill, look out over the fjord, and just watch it go off, as the world around burns, and take in the blast wave with a big dumb grin on my face
Just a radioactive toy – it’s fun for all the girls, and fun for all the boys.
It’s snowing outside. Best day of the worst year ever. I think I’m going to make a snow-nuke on the patio tonight.
I wish for everything to just be okay…
I’m tired of worrying.
I wish I could just be allowed to sleep when I needed it.
What do you wish for?
I wish for everything. I’m greedy 😀
Hahaha 😀
A way to watch my funeral.
quite easy to handle, if a bit macabre, and requires a bit of willingness on your part
Firstly, a tolerance for very tight spaces
Secondly fake death, with clear wishes laid out
Thirdly, a family that respects those wishes and a live feed from within your coffin in your grave to the ceremony,
Death and a Show.. doesn’t sound too shabby
of course one might lay out in the funeral request to be buried with a gun, so not to have to wait too long after the show is over, I’d imagine it would get quite boring and stale in coffin quite fast
You’re humor, it’s dark, and I adore it. Thank you stranger, you made me smile a genuine smile.
I would wish for the ability to get a full night’s sleep. That’s about it. And maybe some nice, well-aged scotch or something. Also a box full of kittens.
I wish that I had a easy, peaceful way to die. Say, a single pill that makes you fall asleep and never wake up. That would be a dream… Literally; an incessant dream.