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by _darkness
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Hey SP’ers, what would you like for xmas? A noose, some arsenic, a million bucks? Your wish is my virtual command.  😛

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17 comments

mysteriousvisitor 12/26/2016 - 8:27 pm

The job that emailed me to set up a phone interview.

JR4569x 12/26/2016 - 8:55 pm

to go back in time 1 year haha.

mellowmoods 12/26/2016 - 9:03 pm

WOW . I got something for Christmas .. Nobody I know on this planet gave me anything not even a virtual present .So thanks for that .I will have — A no fuss fatal heart attack in my sleep tonight thanks .. Just to take the edge off …………

shatterediris 12/26/2016 - 9:07 pm

Clearly a brand new razor would be nice right now…. But gifts should be fun and not practical right? So maybe a nice large tub of vicks yes the vapor rub stuffs…. That could be fun -_-

TransAlex101 12/26/2016 - 9:17 pm

A noose would be nice 🙂

Mf 12/26/2016 - 9:21 pm

If i say it outloud it won’t come true… so… more misery, haha.

velveteennightingale 12/26/2016 - 9:24 pm

To not be me

Vic03 12/26/2016 - 9:32 pm

My wife back, but that’s not going to happen…

mellowmoods 12/26/2016 - 9:44 pm

Very negative Vic03 .. You have to ask first then wait .. I’m sure Darkness would not give out worthless virtual gifts at Christmas time ..

Vic03 12/26/2016 - 9:50 pm

More like being a realist. There is always a chance, but it is very slim to say the least.

mellowmoods 12/26/2016 - 9:53 pm

Yeah .. I’ve given up on my ex .. Thought she would have sent a card .. But hey , I was going crazy when we parted and that’s all she will ever see I guess .. Plus in my anger I said a pile of shit I shouldn’t have ..

Vic03 12/26/2016 - 10:15 pm

Not hearing from them can be a blessing and curse at the same time. Hearing from her always tears my heart out and I get severely depressed, but I am also disappointed. It’s a double edged sword. Our split was as non confrontational as they can be, which also makes it hard.

Mf 12/26/2016 - 11:40 pm

It’s definitely better not to know from them in most cases. I spent 4 1/2 years without hearing/knowing from my ex and just bumped into her the other day. I’m glad to see that she’s doing fine (i looked from a distance, i know i have no business there anymore), but yeah, it was like putting my heart into a trash compacter.

jadedjewel 12/27/2016 - 1:10 am

That 2017 will be the complete opposite of 2016.

jadedjewel 12/27/2016 - 1:11 am

Too broad? Ok will take a new place to live then.

water 12/27/2016 - 2:33 am

a gun would be nice. Seems like one of the better ways to die but because I was forced into the mental institute for wanting to kill myself, my rights were taken from me.

soulsister 12/27/2016 - 4:59 am

To get a life and get out of my parents house!

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