wait wait wait
didn’t you have that strict “i can’t eat a million things”-thingy?
just gotta be damn wonderful chocolate didn’t end up one of those things,
without chocolate in the world, what would be the point!?
can’t say i’ve tried maple sausage, but nom nom sausages!
and if that’s not real food, what is? cereal? or the cardboard box it comes in?
food is one of those little pleasures in life we should allow ourselves to indulge in completely once in a while, and save “sensibility” and moderation for the day after,( or the next one sometimes 😉 )
well no, i’m not supposed to eat it, but i often eat things i shouldn’t. i deal with the consequences afterwards… and i’m not allergic to chocolate. i’m allergic to the dairy that’s in most American chocolates. I eat non-dairy chocolates too, but they’re not as tasty.
dairy in chocolate????
OMG what blasphemous acts are your nation perpetrating on such delicious treats?!!
cocoa, cocoa butter, sugar/sweetener, thats it, anything else is treason to the Oompa Loompa heritage
of course, sprinkled with some cocoa nips, caramel, nuts, licorice so on wouldn’t be terribly out of the question….
mmmmm..chocolate.. rrrrlllllllllllll…..
Yes, America dumps milk into everything here, yeack! (ok I must admit some of them are tasty). But if you wanna find dairy-free chocolates here, it’s tough.
Europeans know how to do chocolate right, with no dairy.
not as much related as it is wanted
approx 1/4 of the Snorlax’ hibernation weight reserve is estimated to come from the plunders and spoils of the Oompa Loompa’s natural resources 😀
you know what the worst part is.. i have to god damn order Dark Toblerone from abroad because the silly stores here decided they suddenly wouldn’t like to sell it anymore.. grrrrr
literally nothing worse than being in a sudden mood for a piece of Dark Toblerone, knowing you have to wait minimum 6 days for it to arrive…. literally the WORST thing ever to happen in human existence to anyone ever at all everywhere, nothing could ever top that torment
😛
have to settle for these little local handcrafted truffles and treats instead, OH THE HUMANITY!!!
though it does suck a tinsy bit when you are in the mood for something “specific”, and have to settle for something else, despite how good it might be 😀
Toblerone is not as easily found in my part of the US… not like Snickers or Milky Way bars… toblerone is my favorite chocolate. Now I am craving it, but had to settle for toasted marshmallow milanos…. so not the same thing!
For me it’s the little things that matter the most, the small pleasures in life can go a long way…. not that I plan to hang myself because I don’t have any toblerone. 😉
I do get a little sad when I eat the last bit like “awe man! That’s it.” Booooooooo. I may have to order some now _Darkness…. but will I live long enough for it to get here? And what if my family see the $3,000 charge on my credit card bill????? They are going to be like “what the hell was she buying ? “And when they find out it was toblerone… they’re gonna laugh at me! THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT ME! 🙂
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Same
Food is food.
I wouldn’t want to go outside either, but hey, that’s why home delivery exists!
OMG I RECOGNIZE YOUR USERNAME NICE
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where do you recognize it from?
wait wait wait
didn’t you have that strict “i can’t eat a million things”-thingy?
just gotta be damn wonderful chocolate didn’t end up one of those things,
without chocolate in the world, what would be the point!?
can’t say i’ve tried maple sausage, but nom nom sausages!
and if that’s not real food, what is? cereal? or the cardboard box it comes in?
food is one of those little pleasures in life we should allow ourselves to indulge in completely once in a while, and save “sensibility” and moderation for the day after,( or the next one sometimes 😉 )
well no, i’m not supposed to eat it, but i often eat things i shouldn’t. i deal with the consequences afterwards… and i’m not allergic to chocolate. i’m allergic to the dairy that’s in most American chocolates. I eat non-dairy chocolates too, but they’re not as tasty.
dairy in chocolate????
OMG what blasphemous acts are your nation perpetrating on such delicious treats?!!
cocoa, cocoa butter, sugar/sweetener, thats it, anything else is treason to the Oompa Loompa heritage
of course, sprinkled with some cocoa nips, caramel, nuts, licorice so on wouldn’t be terribly out of the question….
mmmmm..chocolate.. rrrrlllllllllllll…..
god dang it not again….
Yes, America dumps milk into everything here, yeack! (ok I must admit some of them are tasty). But if you wanna find dairy-free chocolates here, it’s tough.
Europeans know how to do chocolate right, with no dairy.
So the Snorlax is related to the Oompa Lumpas I see… 😛
not as much related as it is wanted
approx 1/4 of the Snorlax’ hibernation weight reserve is estimated to come from the plunders and spoils of the Oompa Loompa’s natural resources 😀
Ah, I know that feeling of living one piece of food at a time.
All this chocolate talk has me craving Toblerone…. damn it _Darkness!!
you know what the worst part is.. i have to god damn order Dark Toblerone from abroad because the silly stores here decided they suddenly wouldn’t like to sell it anymore.. grrrrr
literally nothing worse than being in a sudden mood for a piece of Dark Toblerone, knowing you have to wait minimum 6 days for it to arrive…. literally the WORST thing ever to happen in human existence to anyone ever at all everywhere, nothing could ever top that torment
😛
have to settle for these little local handcrafted truffles and treats instead, OH THE HUMANITY!!!
though it does suck a tinsy bit when you are in the mood for something “specific”, and have to settle for something else, despite how good it might be 😀
Toblerone is not as easily found in my part of the US… not like Snickers or Milky Way bars… toblerone is my favorite chocolate. Now I am craving it, but had to settle for toasted marshmallow milanos…. so not the same thing!
Ain’t that a metaphor for our lives, though, Snorly? LOL.
For me it’s the little things that matter the most, the small pleasures in life can go a long way…. not that I plan to hang myself because I don’t have any toblerone. 😉
wouldn’t that be the funniest suicide note? “i ran out of toblerone, no more reason to live. ciao.”
and next to your body are a bunch of empty toberlone packages
Along with your ” it’s not my day ” shirt. lol I could think of worse ways to go. 😛
lol, whoever finds you would be so confused. She killed herself for…chocolates??? *scratches head*
I do get a little sad when I eat the last bit like “awe man! That’s it.” Booooooooo. I may have to order some now _Darkness…. but will I live long enough for it to get here? And what if my family see the $3,000 charge on my credit card bill????? They are going to be like “what the hell was she buying ? “And when they find out it was toblerone… they’re gonna laugh at me! THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT ME! 🙂
Darkness I think you are becoming my favorite in this forum