This morning I grabbed my 400 pills of Tylenol PM and threw them into a blender. Took a small sip of it, and immediately spit it out. That was some nasty shit! I saved my suicide smoothie in my closet, just in case, just in case.
Should I do it? Overdose on Tylenol? I heard that it’s a painful death, but it may be worth it. The reason I blended them was so I wouldn’t throw the pills up. The taste is so awful.
(Warning: I going to spill inappropriate and cringe worthy details about myself, but hey it’s the internet, so read with caution!)
Anyway topic for today, mechs are smexy! I wonder what a transformer’s lips feel like and what it feels like to be penetrated by his large spike. I know that I would be dead, if he wanted make love to an unattractive flesh creature like myself. My love for robots started when I watched Digimon years ago. I thought Galletmon was sexy. I loved his sense of justice, his morals, and he’s tone, then I started to like all the Digimon knights. Not only them, but I like Wargreymon too. I would joke about wanting to marry a digimon, then one day, I watch watching a Nostalgia Critic episode and the nostalgia talked about how insecure that Michael was that he had to put testicles on a Transformer.
I remember watching the first movie, and I didn’t like it, but upon hearing this information I had to look. Testicles on a transformer, that’s bizarre, so I looked it up on youtube, and my God, there they were two wrenching balls swinging on Devastator. Who knew that a immature joke could be arousing? In the youtube comments, guys wanted Megan Fox to riding naked on those testicles like Miley Cyrus did on that wrecking ball. I wanted to that Megan Fox that the guys envisioned, though being that high up the ground would scare me, and that’s how my Transformers fetish was born. I don’t really know if transformers have genitals like they don’t reproduce. In porn, they do, and some of them make love to humans.
You know, guys masturbate to My Little Pony and collect their action figures, so why can’t girls to this to Transformers. Well, they already do, look up the fan art. Some of them have art of human characters already having children with them. I’m such a creep! Like I think of fictional stories where attractive women fall in love with Transformers and have kids with them. The kids would be called the Pretenders and they can transform between human and robot. You know what, I feel like my attraction to robots has liberated me from men like machines are so intelligent, strong, and just better than humans. They’re so out of my league! Seeing a woman and a robot together is sexy! She can clothes on or not, it sexy seeing her with a machine.
There’s this artist named Ratbat. You can google her, and she drew some pics of transformers fucking human girls. She’s one of my favorite artist. One day, if my drawing skills become good. I can draw women and robots together. Until then in the future, I should buy a sex machine and then my life is set.
So do you guys have any sexual fetishes?
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Throw away your smoothie.
Why?
How hypocritical of me, my apologies. If only I could take everyone’s pain along with me. No, I’m not anybody’s Jesus but imagine how wonderful that would be.
No, it’s fine. We’re taught to think that death is a bad thing. My next blog should be what they think the after life is? I hope that it’s a place where you can do anything you want like you think and it happens.
What your suicide smoothie made out Of?
Trying to OD on tylenol is about as effective as trying to OD on oxygen by breathing really fast. It’s theoretically possible (hyperoxia is a thing), but not very realistic. The only difference is that OD’ing on tylenol is almost always horrendously painful and unpleasant, for a very long period of time.
I have an anti-sexual fetish. It’s like a sexual fetish, only with boredom rather than excitement. Ideally, I’d like a robot girlfriend, so I can sympathize there to an extent. My spin is, with an android, sex wouldn’t be an issue in the first place, and there would be no room for all that weird emotional confusion that humans tend to bring to the table.
Rivets, since you didn’t see my response to your last post, I will put this here. I had already been lurking on this forum for a while, but you are the reason I decided to join. All the best to you.
I like seeing robots in TV shows and films who have the intelligence of humans and the same ability for so-called “free will” that humans do, but I wouldn’t be able to date one. I could probably be platonic friends with a humanlike android robot, sure.
If the robot, while somewhat aware, didn’t quite have the intelligence of a fully developed human being, it’d be like taking advantage of a young person (like one who’s underage), or a mentally handicapped individual. If, however, the robot DID think and perceive much like your average human, it’d be almost the same as being with a human person, only one who was probably much smarter than you, and who didn’t have the same experience dealing with bodily issues. In that case, it’d be like dating a different species.
I think you’d end up having emotional problems with them either way, even if THEY didn’t always show emotion (although one programmed to learn and grow on their own, like a human, would most likely have the capacity for independent feelings, thoughts, and opinions). Ever try dating somebody who seemed “shallow” or maybe overly “logical” and who didn’t express their feelings much, but you ended up hurt and confused by their actions anyway? Yeah, that’s what it might be like with a robot who was made to be more logical instead of emotional. SOMEONE always ends up hurt.
Well, in a manner of speaking if one is “into” machinery within the context of Blue’s post, why go to the bother of courting a ‘bot when a dildo will do?
From what I understand they come in varieties of shapes, styles, and attachments, use less resources than said ‘bots, and can be warmed up, one would think.
You can’t have conversations with a dildo, and since there’s no “body,” they can’t impress you with their strength like how the Transformers or a buff human-like robot might.
For me to continue this discussion, SP would need to carry a warning content. So I gladly leave the mechanical considerations in your expert hands, so to speak.
IF anyone should see an actual, real, living, breathing man, created in the centuries old way and in all of his glory, please let me know if there have been any significant design changes of note over the past decade as i am no longer privy to that carnal knowledge.
For my part (TMI WARNING!) no machinery in full facsimile or in part has or will ever replace the genuine article, dearly missed, halitosis or gaseous emissions notwithstanding.
Yeah, that’s called emotional attachment. Sometimes you can’t seem to get over someone, even if you meet new people or new dildos or sex robots.
Well stated.
I embrace my emotionalism as well as calculating reason. I don’t want to BE a man, but I did enjoy their delicious “otherness”, at lease if my memory serves me correctly, which it may not, in which case everything I’ve said here tonight is bullshit.
The only advantage an automation would have over man de facto might be their ability to accept instruction, but i I’ve not met the gentleman that had difficulty in that regard, at least with respect to the subject matter.
Is is me, or did the room get quiet?
I think the OP has felt victimized by actual men as she said in another post, and so she prefers the thought of fantasy, which is perfectly fine. Whatever works for the individual.
Like you, I’d prefer an actual human guy. (Or I did, back when I wanted romantic relationships.)
I see. No callousness intended.