I was just finished watching a cringe compilation of where this guy likes to have sex with his vehicle, and it is cringy. Dude looks like a creep, and it was weird watching him kiss his car. One of these days, I might end up on a cringe compilation.
I have no friends, and never been in a relationship. Can’t even keep my friends for over a year just like my jobs. Relationships are a waste of time. Men only approach for sex, and well I solved that problem. Avoid men! Don’t look at them and if they come towards you, go the other way. Works like a charm.
There were study done that said that the less friends you have, the more intelligent you might be. Here it is:
According to the video, intelligent people are not amused by “average” people. Since everyone mostly average, intelligent people can feel lonely because they don’t fit in, also I’m not a nice attractive person. Sometimes, these smart people can not be very sexually active, hence why my sex drive is low. People like Issac Newton died a virgin, and this man, Nikola Tesla was in love with a pigeon because he was so lonely. I can relate Nikola Tesla, however don’t misunderstand me. I will not accomplish greatness like these men just that you need something to love, so you don’t feel lonely. This is were my car comes in.
I live in rural area, so I would drive a lot to college, to work, ect. Sometimes, I would drive over an hour. My red Jeep Liberty has to so many miles on him. Yes, my car is a boy. Somehow, I knew this in the car lot, when my mom picked him. Before the jeep, I would drive a Honda Accord, which I knew was a girl car for some reason, then I accidentally wrecked her because I was upset. The first day I was about to drive Jeepie off that lot. I could feel that he was nervous. Yes, maybe I am projecting emotions on a lifeless thing, and he was going to be driven by a girl who just wrecked her last vehicle.
Jeepie’s like my noble steed. When I would drive to my university, I would just imagine, not literally like in a schizo kind of way, that he could talk, and we would talk about whatever. It felt like a Princess Sally and Nichole kind of relationship. I know you’re not a Sonic fan. Sometimes, when there was a building close by, and there was no point in wasting gas just to drive a little bit, I imagined Jeepie following behind me anyway. Sometimes, I would what his personality would be like like I think his favorite place to get gas is Wawa, but since there are cheaper places, it’s like a treat. Jeepie’s a simple old man. He feels happy when he gets his oil change or a gets a bath, but it isn’t a big deal if he doesn’t get these things. He also likes to go to the repair shop, and being driven, though he does need some breaks in-between.
I always pictured Jeep as a sentient vehicle than as a Transformer, but I do that too. I imagine that an all spark shard just hits my vehicle and then boom, he’s my best friend/guardian, and then I would go on adventures with him. I think that his personality would mostly similar’s to Rachet’s personality without being a doctor, since my Jeep is an old man like he was built in 2002, but I think Jeepie would try to act young and hip just to impress me, but I don’t think he should. Well, my post is getting too long. I should wrap it up. I feel better posting my useless thoughts on this web-site, it helps me cope.
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I’ve heard that too, intelligent people have fewer friends. And normal happenins seem to bore me. But there’s many times I feel dumb, hell it happens when reading discussions here. I like these discussions but don’t know much on to the subject matter and cannot logically chime in. Another problem is my inability to formulate actual thoughts into words. Or even collectively grasp some of the things I’ve read
Idunno… I know I’m not that intelligent…
You’re a very interesting newcomer here and your posts are entertaining; thank you for sharing your thoughts.
I’m good at avoiding people too. Folks usually won’t begin thinking that they need something from you until you open up and start sharing information about yourself. If it’s mutual and the other person can bring you something, it’s fine, but for the most part I find it’s simpler to stay invisible and anonymous. Very few regrets that way.
Excellent video, I live it. Nice to see these ideas brought out in a concise and pleasing way. Thanks BlueDiamond.
Thank you all for your good comments.
I’ve heard that the smartest people drive Subaru’s. (The 2nd smartest drive Jeeps).
Dont get me wrong, Jeeps are sexy. But they’re not Subaru’s.
Your thoughts are never useless, especially here.
I have sparkling conversations with cats. That’s my thing and I ain’t going to change.
Smarter people may indeed have fewer friends. But correlation is not causation, so I’m withholding judgement on that. What I do know is the fewer friends you have the weaker your support network is. I need a strong support network because I want to stick around. Yes, overall the world is a shtty place and I am somewhat sucky, but, dammit, every day I see a sunrise or hear a birdsong or give or receive a random act of kindness, and I think to myself, “hay that was nice, I want to do that again.”
Pronouncements about your sex drive are a bit premature if you are younger than 35. The whole sex and/or relationship thing is frightfully complex, so you have to give yourself time to figure it out. And if you do really have a low sex drive, so what? Being non-lusty is no more wrong than anything else. People with squinty eyes and a peg leg aren’t wrong. People who love their cars are not wrong. People with sex drives, low, high, or non-existent, are not wrong.
I love labels! They can be so useful. I have no tolerance for labels that are used to beat yourself or others up. I suggest you put sex drive labels off to one side. They aren’t helping you right now. You are who you are and that’s OK!
Come to think of it, I know a few women that idolize their cars… Probably because they are reliable, operate as expected, and don’t piss all over the toilet seat. …Unlike the men they may have encountered in their lives. See? You already have good standards in what you want in a companion.
When you are ready, a suitable human companion will appear. Hopefully he will be a car mechanic!
Reliable, I like that word. Jeepie hasn’t let me down, though my dad and next door neighbor checks on him constantly because he does have medical problems for being old and with a lot of miles. He doesn’t pressure me for sex, so that’s good. He’s a handsome man.
Now for the important question: is Jeepie an automatic or manual? The 6-speed Liberty is just a thing of beauty.