Well, it seems each year we’re informed that last year’s flu has mutated into a new, highly lethal and aggressive (its important to add aggressive to the description – an aggressive country NEEDS to know there are aggressive microbes heading for our insides, it excites us!) strain, one which will undoubtedly leave officials scrambling for storage space for all the corpses. This enables them to dispense oodles and oodles of the newly designed and highly experimental – OOPS – did I say experimental? I meant EFFECTIVE – flu vaccine, making serious bank for the manufacturers and pushers. OOPS – did I say pushers? I must’ve meant to say doctors, but got confused.
Well, the flu *has* gotten worse and worse over the years. All the antibiotics freely thrown at them like candy *did* make the bug mutate and get stronger. I can attest to that. The last one messed me up. And I still haven’t recovered from that one. That was 8 years ago…
I do agree, however, that the flu vaccine industry is pure BS.
Well, the ice caps are melting so most likely there is a strain of virus or bacteria with the capability of wiping out mankind. It gonna take time for the ice caps to melt tho..
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Well, it seems each year we’re informed that last year’s flu has mutated into a new, highly lethal and aggressive (its important to add aggressive to the description – an aggressive country NEEDS to know there are aggressive microbes heading for our insides, it excites us!) strain, one which will undoubtedly leave officials scrambling for storage space for all the corpses. This enables them to dispense oodles and oodles of the newly designed and highly experimental – OOPS – did I say experimental? I meant EFFECTIVE – flu vaccine, making serious bank for the manufacturers and pushers. OOPS – did I say pushers? I must’ve meant to say doctors, but got confused.
Is there a confusion vaccine?
The plague is next you know.
Ah geez. And I was thinking of watching the super bowl. It’s always something!
Well, the flu *has* gotten worse and worse over the years. All the antibiotics freely thrown at them like candy *did* make the bug mutate and get stronger. I can attest to that. The last one messed me up. And I still haven’t recovered from that one. That was 8 years ago…
I do agree, however, that the flu vaccine industry is pure BS.
If they’re throwing antibiotics at a virus, the illustrious ‘they’ need to go back to school and study microbiology a bit.
It might be the zombie plague next. Here in ‘murica, we’re already half-way there to becoming brain-dead…
Who wants a killer flu when they could get a scorching case of herpes instead?
C’mon.
Let’s put the Fun back in Funeral.
Well, the ice caps are melting so most likely there is a strain of virus or bacteria with the capability of wiping out mankind. It gonna take time for the ice caps to melt tho..