I was amazed that such a painful subject could ever be the seed of humor, but I think the The Onion really did it with this one. The “safe or something?” phrase just cracked me up. As a guy who has received unwanted attention from a few males myself, I could empathize with this lady.
Well It’s true going both ways people forget both sexes are victimized, women i’m not talking about all women but a good portion aren’t angels, Watch I.D. Channel sometime, murdering for life insurance! Running around not being faithful, it is a two way street. I’m waiting for a male me too movement! I do feel sorry for all victims male and female.
Me too is bs. It’s gotten so ridiculous that men aren’t allowed to court women unless they decide that they want the attention. Forget that women almost always wait to be approached so basically if you are ugly or weird or don’t give them that vibe. Basically any guy that isnt a 9-10 hot male is made out to be essentially a creeper rapist for showing interest in any kind of women even non sexual friendly whatever. I hate the body language I see from women that aren’t interested its like oh gross there’s a piece of human garbage trying to say hello to me, God he must be objectifying me cause he actually noticed the assets I’m actively advertising with my slutty yoga pants that and skin tight shirt that show all my erogenous zones…don’t want attention dont stand on a platform and piss on the crowd…
It happened to me in the work place, I had 8 year’s in, all the certifications needed for the position, only men worked there then they hired a girl she knew nothing, I was even was fooled I helped her, then she started an affair with my boss that was married, he took her all over the country trying to get her to pass a test, meanwhile their together messing around in hotels, she couldn’t pass the test so he changed the wording on the job posting to wants to be certified!!! ha ha!!! Well his marriage went to hell, I wanted out of the place it was so corrupt and I left, and that place went out of business! Oh well that’s life.
The Onion is the greatest. I’ll take their news over anything the network freaks put on the air. It’s genuine, imaginative and creative, and it doesn’t make me want to step in front of an oncoming train.
After listening to it several times I started to see that the unwanted attention went across the spectrum from seemingly benign to really insulting. Even a seemingly benign phrase that it is out place can become loathsome if it keeps getting repeated to us. Believe or not, I used to be told to smile. I soon starting cringing at hearing that phrase. Such an expression should just be naturally occurring, rather than solicited. I got the idea that the person making the request got off on it some how.
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That is hilarious! I too have days like that where women don’t look at me funny, think I’m after them and just another rotten male! 🙂
I was amazed that such a painful subject could ever be the seed of humor, but I think the The Onion really did it with this one. The “safe or something?” phrase just cracked me up. As a guy who has received unwanted attention from a few males myself, I could empathize with this lady.
Well It’s true going both ways people forget both sexes are victimized, women i’m not talking about all women but a good portion aren’t angels, Watch I.D. Channel sometime, murdering for life insurance! Running around not being faithful, it is a two way street. I’m waiting for a male me too movement! I do feel sorry for all victims male and female.
I had two rotten cheating exs myself and I am learning how to be a guy people should trust. So yeah, goes both ways.
Me too! 2 wives, took me to the cleaners! But this is so conman everyone one for the most part gets bit.
Me too is bs. It’s gotten so ridiculous that men aren’t allowed to court women unless they decide that they want the attention. Forget that women almost always wait to be approached so basically if you are ugly or weird or don’t give them that vibe. Basically any guy that isnt a 9-10 hot male is made out to be essentially a creeper rapist for showing interest in any kind of women even non sexual friendly whatever. I hate the body language I see from women that aren’t interested its like oh gross there’s a piece of human garbage trying to say hello to me, God he must be objectifying me cause he actually noticed the assets I’m actively advertising with my slutty yoga pants that and skin tight shirt that show all my erogenous zones…don’t want attention dont stand on a platform and piss on the crowd…
It happened to me in the work place, I had 8 year’s in, all the certifications needed for the position, only men worked there then they hired a girl she knew nothing, I was even was fooled I helped her, then she started an affair with my boss that was married, he took her all over the country trying to get her to pass a test, meanwhile their together messing around in hotels, she couldn’t pass the test so he changed the wording on the job posting to wants to be certified!!! ha ha!!! Well his marriage went to hell, I wanted out of the place it was so corrupt and I left, and that place went out of business! Oh well that’s life.
Just though is let you know I saw it. I’ll watch it later though I’m working right now.
The Onion is the greatest. I’ll take their news over anything the network freaks put on the air. It’s genuine, imaginative and creative, and it doesn’t make me want to step in front of an oncoming train.
Lol I’m curious as to what the message said because most things she mentioned like smiling more I would pass off as nothing.
After listening to it several times I started to see that the unwanted attention went across the spectrum from seemingly benign to really insulting. Even a seemingly benign phrase that it is out place can become loathsome if it keeps getting repeated to us. Believe or not, I used to be told to smile. I soon starting cringing at hearing that phrase. Such an expression should just be naturally occurring, rather than solicited. I got the idea that the person making the request got off on it some how.
“Smile” let me step on your life then see if you still smile 24/7 I mean really.