My Rant Yeah old Rocketman has his problems his mental issues and this is one of them, I actually I feel sorry for not just myself but everyone on this Rock! I try to hold back with what I know but sometimes I just can’t take it! This may seen stupid to everyone and that’s understandable facing reality the real facts are something nobody likes to do. It can’t bother you if ignore it, And I just can’t do that no choice!
XXXX: OMG! Rocketman is losing it!!
I’m trying not too! But I’M SERIOUS! I am a predator!! living off other creatures that are killed to fill my stomach!
XXXX: But chicken sure taste good! 🙂
So I’m suppose to feel better about what I am? Oh I KNOW GOD PUT THESE THINGS ON THE EARTH FOR ME TO EAT SO IT’S OK RIGHT? I’m a super predator! dun’t dun’t dun’t ah………………..
XXXX: But these thing’s eat each other too!
Oh that makes me feel so much better! Everything is killing each other! That’s my idea of being a real hero! Everything on this planet is a killer!
XXXX: Well if you feel that strongly about it do something about it!
Like what? Run the the marshes grab ducks out of alligators mouths? Get scuba gear cut fishing nets! It’s not Enough It’s never Enough! Those thing’s I save will just kill other things to survive!
XXXX: Your not responsible for the way thing’s are it’s not your fault!
Does that change what I am? What we are? Even if I killed myself that wouldn’t change anything! I’d just be a dead predator! There is no escape! Zero! Zilch! Nada! Have mercy on us all! Everything and Everyone!! ( kind of sounds like Tiny Tim? )
XXXX: You could just go back to writing stupid stories and trying to make someone smile?
Hum? What other choice do I have 🙁
I am serious I DON’T LIKE BEING A PREDATOR! It’s NOTHING NICE! When I realized that year’s ago it took all the wind out of my sails. It can’t be fixed!! Even if the planet explodes and kills us all! a Black hole will come along and swallow us up! GULP! Another predator!!! Or a garbage collector???
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you werent joking. i see lol
Well It is true and I do hate what I am, I had to come to terms with it. It’s nobody’s fault but gee It sure would of been nice if everything just lived on air! 🙂
your new name should be funnyman. because youre funny lol. i like who you are. like i said youre funny 😛
Thank you! 🙂
why youre welcome funnyman 🙂
But if you go strictly vegan, you’ll be a carrot murderer. 🙁 If I eat bunnies, it’s only to defend the defenseless carrots.
he is not…but thats a good point they are defenseless….god damn it im confused
I get it but! It’s not Enough It’s never Enough!
Rabbits do not eat any kind of bugs unless this occurs accidentally while they are grazing or in cases where there are bugs in rabbits’ food. Such cases should be considered unintentional and cannot be considered as these pet munching insects or other similar critters.
-“Depraved-heart murder” falls under this category–this is when someone acts with reckless indifference for a life.
where did the bug com from? or am i stoned and didnt notice it lol
A bug is a living creature and as much as we hate them i’m sure they don’t want to die! So even saving a rabbit doesn’t help!
im still lost. oh no
Do you understand? WE ARE MONSTERS!!!!!
im a witch 😀
If animals don’t want us to eat them, they should evolve so they taste bad. C’mon nature, get your act together already!
mmmmmm meeeeeaaaaat. littl bit of barbeque sauce PERFECT
AAAWWW! Don’t do it!!! EAT A PEANUT!!!!!
Sorry I understand nature! but were still predators!!!
we go to the movies to see the wolfman and go OMG! But were looking at what we are! We conditioned our minds! Oh that’s scary! Glad I don’t eat flesh and kill things! But we do!
mmmm flesh…..sounds good lol
STOP IT!!!! YOUR KILLING ME OR WANT TO?
kill you? no never not you
I’d feel better if you put away that barbeque sauce !!!!!
but if i put the barbeques sauce away i cant eat. now whos trying to kill who lol
I’m a real life wolfman!!!!! aaahhh woooooooo!!!!!!!! 🙁
WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANSWER!! WE CAN WAIT TILL THEY DIE OF OLD AGE THEM EAT THEM!! OMG! WHAT AM I SAYING!!!!!
Put it on the peanut!!!!!
but peanuts arent meaty. i like biting into meat that falls off the bone covered in bbq sauce
AWWWWW! YOU WON’T BE HAPPY UNTIL I HAVE A APPLE IN MY MOUTH A SPINNING IN CIRCLES!!!!!
basically
Basically! I take that as a yes!!!! i’m doomed!!!
i’ll make the sign of the cross!!!!!
and pray!!!! my father plays dominoes better than your father plays dominoes!!
I don’t even trust my cat! he’s trying to bite my ankles!!!
Just wait, China’s got the answer- they’re growing meat in vats (using science magics i think) so animals don’t have to suffer for our T-bones. I dunno how I feel about it, but I guess it’s better than killing ol’ Bessie. Haha..
Any thing! to stop this senseless blood shed!
NEVER!!!!!!!!
A true carnivorous AWWWWW! HOPE DREAM LOVE!!!! DREAMING OF EATING ME!!!
hoping dreaming and loving lol
Yeah with a butcher knife behind your back!!! HI I would love to have you over for dinner!!!
DOESN’T ANY ONE FEEL BAD!!!! WE ARE KILLERS!!!! WE SHOULD BE I THE I.D. CHANNEL!!!!
You might be kidding, but I bet nobody who eats meat would like meeting their dinner while it’s still alive. Could you imagine how awkward that would be? We’re probably the only apex predators on earth who look at bunnies and go, “Awwww….” lol
i’m joking but that’s really what i’m stuck with! It really does bother me that I’m a predator I WAS HOPING FOR SOMETHING BETTER!!!! Far as what your saying your right! we fool ourselves or we might have a problem mentally such as my self, we might as well say “Awwww….” a cute bunny! lets kill it!!! We have to convince ourselves that’s it’s OK and were above the law of nature, were not predators! Were peace loving folk! I use to think like that or didn’t give it a thought, I HAVE 2 CATS! I LOVE THEM! IF I WAS 1″ TALL THEY WOULD EAT ME!!!! You see do you get where I’m coming from? we are monsters for real.
How did we ever get by before industrial farms came along? You know what really makes me scratch my head? People (farmers, homesteaders) who keep food-stock animals and name them, play with them, etc.. That just seems so weird. My mamma always said not to play with my food, and I think that’s what she really meant.
MY Grammy use to spin a chicken by it’s neck then bite it off!
My gram pah killed the goat we played with and we had it for dinner!!!
Oh how terrible! But it’s ok! Were humans! We get a pass!
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6/1/2019 – 4:13 pm
im a witch ?
let’s see a little eye of newt! a Toe of Frog! a pinch of Wool of Bat! a Slip of Yew and a rocketmans leg!! AH HA HA HA!!!! A NICE SLOW BOIL!!!!!
sure with rocketman for a little seasoning 🙂
I NEWT IT!!!! Help!!!! predators I’m surrounded!!!!
Doesn’t anybody understand!!! Were Bad!! Were Bad! BA BA BA BA Bad to the BONE!!!!
Little Rocketman age 3
Where’s little Rocketman? there he is! what’s that in his mouth? it’s wiggling! hit on the back!! phooey it’s a bug!!
Little Rocketman age 5
Where’s little Rocketman? there he is! what’s that in his mouth? it’s wiggling! hit on the back!!phooey it’s a it’s tweedy!!
Little Rocketman age 7
Where’s little Rocketman? there he is! what’s that in his mouth? it’s wiggling! hit on the back!!phooey it’s a it’s fluffy!!