Why am I here?

well, as an American, I have a theory;
the corn and milk surplus is out of control. Farming has been subsidized to the point that they can’t get rid of the surplus, and are going to have to start throwing more away…. but as long as they keep sad people like you and I alive, we’ll eat more corn and milk biproduct, and that investment pays off.

I’m being partially silly, partially serious, this makes more sense to me than the premise that someday I’ll rejoin the workforce and keep the economy going. I’m up to two gallons of milk a week, the dairy industry needs my thirst.