I do not have any friends. I know alot of people but none of them know me. They use me. Only ever calling when they need money or a place to crash. I don’t know how to make friends either. It’s easier said than done. Hell I even took out a want ad for a best friend-isn’t that sad? I’m too weird for people, I guess. No one understands my humor. I’m not great at getting to know people, but once I’m comfortable with them I can talk all night. It’s just a matter of getting from point A to Point B. What happens is that most people just get creeped out by my awkward silence after leaving point A……. What do I do?
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Join a local Rotary Club, you will definitly learn how to speak to people, they have members after a while there stand up in front of the club ata podium and speak aat thier meetings.
If you like animals, voluteer at a shelter, there are some nice people and some quirky people at them, though you would likely be cleaning up animal feces alot, lol, yet a good place to meet people.
The old saying is we have to be a friend to make friends. What does it mean to be a friend? Well its doing things for other (your not a door matt don’t let people use you) without expecting anything in return, our actions should be from the heart. Learn to really listen to what others have to say (this take practice, we think we are listening when many times we are only hearing words) understanding what they say. Become a confidant, integrity is everything, if someone confides in your and tells you something they don’t want known, keep it to yourself, never pas it on to others, ever.
Take up a sport or hobby, go to games, join a church ( there are many quirky people there) yet they are very friendly, and they understand many times when others won’t. They been there in some case’s. Get a dog, chicks usually dig a guy with dogs. Don’t get one unless you will committ to many years of taking care of it, they live a long time, and it is a committment, they are just like children they need care all the time.
Those are some suggestion certainly there are many more that I just missed, good luck,