Life Sucks Now because I can’t drink (and drive)

MADD will give you statistics about drunken drivers and how they kill people every year, but in reality, sober drivers kill more than drunken drivers and MADD is NOT a non profit organization, but instead a cult of followers who make more than $140 Million a year because of all the alcohol classes it forces drunken drivers to attend…   MADD has made it their life’s goal to punish ALL drunken drivers based on the actions of one; that one driver who killed some mother’s daugher also happened to have been drinking, which makes it an ISOLATED INCIDENT, yet her grudge and rage is felt by ALL drivers who gets caught with a 0.08% BAC or more…  Regardless of whether or not they actually caused an accident, killed someone or what not.  In a sense this is a preemptive strike against a “possible” crime that has not happened and most likely will not happen, but if it does happen, then by all means, execute me on the spot because I deserve it….

Me…  well I would hardly call myself a drunk, but I hate life and my only release from the pain, misery and boredome is through the consumption of alcohol; it makes me happy.  I hate being depressed and I just want to be happy (who doesn’t), but society denies my this basic human need.  I just spent 2 days in jail for a DUI; no accident, I certainly didn’t kill anyone and long story short, I’m 99% sure that I would have made it home safely, but a douche bag cop decided that he wanted to be a hero and charged me with a DUI because I was seen by a cop leaving the bar and refused the breathalyzer.    The judge wasn’t lenient and neither were the prosecutors.  I paid my attorney $4 Grand and he couldn’t do shit for me…  Now I can’t drink and drive anymore because I risk a second DUI, which is a felony and up to 10 days in jail, which means I would most likely lose my job and never have the chance to find employment ever again, so yeah… life SUCKS!  My right to happiness is stripped away because of some stupid law that punishes you for a crime that hasn’t even happened.

Now I’m sad… and bored… and lonely… and enraged…  in a sense, I’m MAD (but not MADD as I am anti-MADD)…  and since I am denied the one thing that makes me happy and causes me all of these negative emotions, I might go on a rampage and kill people if I get any lonelier… any broker… because I feel like the city and the police department ROBBED me.  An officer caught me leaving the bar and pulled me over and I am out a LOT of money due to fines, attorney fees and not to mention the 2 days spent in jail…  All because I was denied happiness…  A human right!  I swear I might end up having to go on a killing spree, starting with all the people who wronged me: the attorney, the judge, the police officer and the MADD cultists that encouraged these stupid DUI/OVI laws to be passed because by trying to stop an accidental murder at the hands of a drunken driver, you may have created a monster capable of MORE harm…