There’s this guy I want to talk to…He sits on my bus. It’s the only place I ever see him. I don’t see him talking a lot, and he sits alone all the time, like me. I want so badly to start a conversation with him… I know it will be easier once we figure out what to talk about…
I’ve only ever asked his name and complimented him on a cool shirt he had on. I only know that he likes Alice in wonderland, and that’s about it… I just want to know what to ask him… or what to say… every time I try, my throat closes up and my mind fogs so I don’t know how to talk to him…
help… please…if you want to…
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“Hi. Do you want an oreo?”.
You need oreos for this plan. A packet should do. Approach him and offer.
y’know… that’s actually the best idea I’ve heard yet.
Oreo teeth ftw.
Just realized I had no oreos. Packet of fake storebrand cookie sandwich…things will work.
This always worked for me:
Walk up, put your hands in your pockets, glance at your feet for a few moments, and then look at him and say, “I really want to ride a llama. Do you want to go llama riding with me? I want a pink one!”
It’s all about the execution. 😀
hahaha! I don’t even know how I would react to that XD
Most social situations can be solved with food. That’s what I’ve found to be true, anyway.
Lorax’s idea is pretty good too.
I can agree with that. Who can say no to someone offering a cookie?
Maybe lactose intolerant people.
well… o.o …..good point… it depends on what you make the cookie with.
Dieting people also. Vegans in some cases.
After watching The Young Poisoner’s Handbook.. i generally don’t take food from people i don’t know well.
alternatively you could throw a book at his head and then ask him what he thought of it.. the next time you see him.
i don’t talk to people… really
lol no offense Roak, it shows
ahah well, seriously, you can ask him about a teacher or a subject or an event that happened near him, faking to be interested in just that; and then, you can expand!
If he were a cat, you might try giving him catnip. 🙂
true. hahaha XD but I doubt he’s a kitty.
well maybe… We’re in different parts of the school (they’re separated by houses) and I don’t know anything about his part of the school.
You wan talk him? Okay, he has a cat? Dog? Take it and put sack in bury it. Call him say: wan back? Tell address. he will talk.