You know there are people with horrible issues on here right? This is a serious forum, and posting this shit is a little disrespectful to those who are suffering.
What do you expect anyone to say to that anyways? Jerk off in the privacy of your own home next time instead of a public place maybe = common sense?
I not making this up. This actually happened. I am about to shoot up an overdose of heroin. I will make sire that you know that its your fault I am dead fucker. I
My old neighbour years ago was a complete nut who grew marijuana in his backyard (nothing wrong with that, but it’s illegal), burned plastic on a regular basis, and built a tree fort to hunt deer on other people’s property (not very far from the other houses). He would get high and go flash himself in public. One day the cops came; there was a helicopter and probably twenty cars surrounding his house. In the end I don’t think he was charged for anything at all. Hopefully you’ll get off lucky but I wouldn’t recommend continuing this kind of behaviour.
Dafuq. The sin-law BS is almost as bad as our discombobulated, bass ackwards child-support system/laws. For instance: Can’t afford to pay 75% of your NET income to your ex-wife who’s sitting pretty in a four bedroom townhouse, working a ful-time job and driving a beamer around? What!? You have to EAT AND PAY RENT! That’s horrible of you, bad dead-beat dad. Bad! So in conclusion, we’re revoking your driver’s license due to your inability to pay 75% of your income to your ex-wife. What? You can’t get to work without driving, ergo you need your license? Shucks, that’s too bad. You got fired??? Holy bejeezus, well… if you don’t get a new job ASAP so you can once again pay a lion’s share of what you earn to your ex-wife, well… we have no choice but to put you in prison. Sucks to be you!
That was one enormous digression. Now, on a related, relevant note; I’ve seen walruses at the zoo masturbating openly in their pens. IN THEIR PENS, for crying out loud! and there are girl walruses within thrashing distance from them! The nerve of some creatures. We should throw walruses in jail for that obscenity. They’re animals, too, after all. Homo-sapiens get a bum rap due to their genetics. We have to put up with all sorts of absurd double-standards thanks to being not-quite-bonobo, not-quite-chimp, basically bald and infantile looking (comparatively speaking). Why, oh, why couldn’t I have been born a marmoset? Life would make so much more sense.
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You know there are people with horrible issues on here right? This is a serious forum, and posting this shit is a little disrespectful to those who are suffering.
What do you expect anyone to say to that anyways? Jerk off in the privacy of your own home next time instead of a public place maybe = common sense?
I not making this up. This actually happened. I am about to shoot up an overdose of heroin. I will make sire that you know that its your fault I am dead fucker. I
If you do anything to yourself, it’s not going to be his fault. It’s going to be yours. You’re 24. Take responsibility for your actions.
Diogenes used to do that too. They say “there’s a time & a place for everything”.
USC is beating Stanford at the half.
Hey relax. Didn’t know you were being serious.
Look it’s not that big of a deal. I strongly doubt you’ll get sent to the pen for 6 years over something as trivial as this.
Just chill out and see what happens.
My old neighbour years ago was a complete nut who grew marijuana in his backyard (nothing wrong with that, but it’s illegal), burned plastic on a regular basis, and built a tree fort to hunt deer on other people’s property (not very far from the other houses). He would get high and go flash himself in public. One day the cops came; there was a helicopter and probably twenty cars surrounding his house. In the end I don’t think he was charged for anything at all. Hopefully you’ll get off lucky but I wouldn’t recommend continuing this kind of behaviour.
what gives one the urge to do that in public?
@Persephone: “Hopefully you’ll get off lucky”…..oh he got off……he just wasn’t lucky lol…..
OP: Dude if the urge is that strong cut the pocket out of one of your pants and wear a long shirt….or you know……you could just not do it in public….
Dafuq. The sin-law BS is almost as bad as our discombobulated, bass ackwards child-support system/laws. For instance: Can’t afford to pay 75% of your NET income to your ex-wife who’s sitting pretty in a four bedroom townhouse, working a ful-time job and driving a beamer around? What!? You have to EAT AND PAY RENT! That’s horrible of you, bad dead-beat dad. Bad! So in conclusion, we’re revoking your driver’s license due to your inability to pay 75% of your income to your ex-wife. What? You can’t get to work without driving, ergo you need your license? Shucks, that’s too bad. You got fired??? Holy bejeezus, well… if you don’t get a new job ASAP so you can once again pay a lion’s share of what you earn to your ex-wife, well… we have no choice but to put you in prison. Sucks to be you!
That was one enormous digression. Now, on a related, relevant note; I’ve seen walruses at the zoo masturbating openly in their pens. IN THEIR PENS, for crying out loud! and there are girl walruses within thrashing distance from them! The nerve of some creatures. We should throw walruses in jail for that obscenity. They’re animals, too, after all. Homo-sapiens get a bum rap due to their genetics. We have to put up with all sorts of absurd double-standards thanks to being not-quite-bonobo, not-quite-chimp, basically bald and infantile looking (comparatively speaking). Why, oh, why couldn’t I have been born a marmoset? Life would make so much more sense.