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What would you do your last day?

by fortunear
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Alright people! Time to let your imagination run wild! You are you now. You can choose the way you die. You have unlimited funds (bc why the hell not). Oh and for those underage, all age restrictions lifted! So drink and drive it up! Not together though! Lots of exclamation points because I want you excited!!!!!! Points to most original, most bizare, most silly….and ridicule for most boring. 🙂

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Timepiece 11/22/2013 - 6:57 pm

Nothing I wouldn’t be ashamed to admit on a suicide site.

PainNlife 11/22/2013 - 7:01 pm

Death by orgasm….At the height of the climax….death….women are lucky….you guys can actually die by orgasm….pesky testicles and our one shot shooters….you guys have machine guns down there though…..If men could orgasm like that ….men would be an endangered species

YOUWILLNEVERKNOWME 11/22/2013 - 7:06 pm

with my friend henry

Persephone 11/22/2013 - 7:08 pm

I’d rather not know it’s my last day. I’d preferably like to be assassinated quietly by a sniper before I even had a chance to know what’s happening. Maybe in some European city because that sounds very James Bond-esque.

Questionable 11/22/2013 - 7:33 pm

Hahaha, death by organism. This is a funny conversation…kinda…

Wifeisgone 11/22/2013 - 7:43 pm

Grab a lawn chait, sit on the beach, watch the waves all day, eat a last meal at a nice restaurant (alone),wait for around midnight, play a track of Enya, drink, put weight belt on, go in water, end it.
die.

YOUWILLNEVERKNOWME 11/22/2013 - 9:21 pm

You know, guys, it’s not beyond my capacity to drive a lead pipe repeatedly into a girl’s vagina… But compassionately… Before I kill myself

IHateMyMask 11/22/2013 - 10:05 pm

I! Would! Freeze! Myself!
!!!!!I!!!!!!hAvEn’T!!!!!!!!!sLeEpT!!!!!!!!fOr!!!!!!!!AlMoSt!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!3!!!!!!!!!!!DaYs!!!!!!!!!!!!AnD!!!!!!!eVeRyOnE!!!!!!!!!!!!hAtEs!!!!!!!!!!!Me!!!!!!!!
LAWL. But who cares?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿!
😛

scarredkitty 11/23/2013 - 3:57 am

WifeisGone – lol at Enya. nice choice too overall

i honestly have no idea. depends what i’d be in the mood for. Also agree with Perse. If i could just not know, that would be super great. hint hint to any supernatural forces in the universe. hint. hint. HINT.

fortunear 11/23/2013 - 4:02 am

Hahaha kitty. I look for new gods to pray to/piss of!

SisterNicci 12/2/2013 - 11:05 am

Doctor Who, Firefly, Sherlock marathon and a ton of sweet foods, in a bean bag in front of a giant television. Then I will recreate the Reichenbach fall but actually die.

fortunear 12/2/2013 - 11:24 am

That doesnt sound too bad. It has been far too long since I sat in a bean bag chair

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