I live in san fran. Cal. I get hit on everyday by queers. I used to have a girlfriend. Do u exist? Please shoot me now. I just want to remember what it’s like to have a girl sleep next to me.
I have a huge fluffy samoyed dog – I’d let you borrow her so she can sleep next to you, but I somehow doubt you’d like it very much. She’s uh, special. She’s like a giant pillow with ADHD. Also, I think you’d probably want more human company, if only because humans bathe more regularly.
“Queers” you’re clearly a narrow minded, elitist bigot, no wonder women don’t like you. “Oh no people who don’t conform to society’s standards of normalcy are taking interest in me, why must God curse me with this atrocity?” :(((( how tragic im crying 4 u :'(
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I have a huge fluffy samoyed dog – I’d let you borrow her so she can sleep next to you, but I somehow doubt you’d like it very much. She’s uh, special. She’s like a giant pillow with ADHD. Also, I think you’d probably want more human company, if only because humans bathe more regularly.
You need to learn to love yourself
I agree with plum, you can never love another person until you love yourself 🙂
“Queers” you’re clearly a narrow minded, elitist bigot, no wonder women don’t like you. “Oh no people who don’t conform to society’s standards of normalcy are taking interest in me, why must God curse me with this atrocity?” :(((( how tragic im crying 4 u :'(