Shhh, it’s okay dude- you don’t need to cover. He’s too drunk too notice your trousersnake. Nice wig by the way, where did you find it? I love the stitching. 😀
I’ll need to see some ID, mentos. If you don’t have any you can have a cup of Kool-Aid, then take a seat at the childrens table. Try not to pester the adults.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, you just got my name wrong to make me angry! You… you got me! Haha, You got me! You did that on purpose! I see what you did there, hahaaa! That’s.. that’s pretty funny man, you’re a funny guy. That, that was good, preeeeeetty, preeeeeeetty good. Pretty good!!
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T & t with a twist of lime and lemon please
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Any snacks?
Of course. Would you like to sample a cocktail weenie? (Valid ID must be presented before drinks and snacks are served).
(Presents valid state drivers license)
Got any hot wing?
Uh no. All I brought is me.
So uh…. do you come here often or is this your first time?
I come as often as you like lmao
Oh my. 🙂 You seem like a fun one.
(it’s a dude :O)
Oh I am :O
LETS GET FUCKED AS DURNK!!! bartender: rounds all night for everyone on me!! start with these 3 right here.
Who’s s dude? I’m a girl. Hence the post that says I’m a single mom
Shhh, it’s okay dude- you don’t need to cover. He’s too drunk too notice your trousersnake. Nice wig by the way, where did you find it? I love the stitching. 😀
*to notice
whupps :p
I’ll need to see some ID, mentos. If you don’t have any you can have a cup of Kool-Aid, then take a seat at the childrens table. Try not to pester the adults.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, you just got my name wrong to make me angry! You… you got me! Haha, You got me! You did that on purpose! I see what you did there, hahaaa! That’s.. that’s pretty funny man, you’re a funny guy. That, that was good, preeeeeetty, preeeeeeetty good. Pretty good!!
Lmfao! I do wear fake hair like most girls these days! It’s true! C4 that was flipping funny dude. You rock! You seriously made me lol 😉