OH I see. So the concept is that if you want to deal with your own depression…..then you should inflict pain onto somebody else. ha ha I love it!!
Don’t forget to Fart on them too. LOL
No nono, we have to do two separate tests so one can’t obscure the other’s results.
We’ll spend 6 months doing a pepper spray test,
and the other 6 months doing a fart test.
If you’ll volunteer to do the first one, I’ll volunteer for the second.
Heeeyyy, I didn’t mention anything about farts in this post. 😮
It was all in Phantom’s comment…..
ALLL phantom.
I just giddily agreed to go along with it.
Cuz I’m interesting that way. 🙂
I did have burritos for lunch, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with it.
The description of that “Insanity Sauce” is insane. It probably makes TB’s fire sauce taste as spicy as Skittles in comparison. I’m gonna have to order some just for the “I tried it!” factor.
You carry a shaker of ghost pepper flakes around wherever you go? I respect.
I used to eat Frosted Flakes. Close? 😉
I highly recommend the insanity sauce.
Be sure to get the Ghost Pepper variety.
There are a few varieties of Dave’s Insanity, and not all of them are as hot as I like.
I happened to find the Ghost Pepper variety at one of the local supermarkets, so you might not need to resort to ordering it online.
The ghost pepper flakes are awesome.
I had to buy whole dehydrated ghost peppers from Penderys dot com
Once you have that bag of whole ghost chiles, just chop them up into tiny flakes.
Put them in a shaker.
Avoid touching any mucous membranes for awhile, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
I made the mistake with the mucous membranes yesterday. In that case, it was after eating whatever that powerfully hot green stuff is with sushi. It was painful up and down my throat. But I do love sushi.
I have a pending thousand-mile trip to the southeast US happening next week so I’ll have to do some supermarket stops along the way and check for it. I checked online at the regional supermarkets here in the northeast… the local chains don’t carry it. But I shall find it.
I’m going to track some down… or mail-order it… and then promptly send you the hospital and physician charges. I hope you realize that simply getting an aspirin in a hospital around here is a billion-trillion-dollar bill in the making. Nobody knows (or wants to know) what the bill for a burned nose and throat would be.
I’m gonna write a message on Taco Bell’s Facebook page to see if they can start carrying it… like, yesterday.
But very seriously, thank you for the info… and the beginning of my newest endeavor.
The green stuff is wasabi, I think.
It’s like horseradish, which I can’t stand.
It isn’t the heat, it’s that weird taste.
I can handle hot peppers that are 100 times hotter than horseradish, but I hate actual horseradish. Bleccch.
Not all that big on sushi, either…
So I will go ahead and eat all the burritos, and you can have all the sushi and wasabi.
Last year around May 5 (Cinco De Mayo), Taco Bell had a special hot sauce called “Diablo”. It was in black packets.
It was ok. Slightly hotter than the Fire Sauce, but not hot “enough” to make me nod through tears of approval.
I like stuff that makes the tears drip and the snot run.
Raw Habaneros can do it… so can raw Ghost Chiles.
Seeds and all.
Goooood Stuff.
Just keep a few tissues handy, along with a cold beverage.
Sushi was an acquired taste for me. I used to hate it…and then my new neighbors from years ago introduced me to this all-you-can eat sushi place. I started tolerating and then actually liking it.
Fair deal… Although you might ‘lose’ a burrito from time to time. I’m sure that it wound up in a good stomach— er, I mean — good PLACE. Don’t worry when It happens.
I hear that distant.road has a birthday on Cinco de Mayo). Apparently it’s a great day to have a birthday because some Mexican restaurants will ‘celebrate’ by offering free food (or discounts!) to birthday holders. distant would never go to multiple restaurants to get multiple meals but the car might have had a mind of its own. Some Taco Bell locations + birthday on Cinco de Mayo = good stuff.
I respect your quest for tears and snot. It is an admirable quest indeed. Perhaps not as admirable as a quest for dog farts, but admirable indeed.
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OH I see. So the concept is that if you want to deal with your own depression…..then you should inflict pain onto somebody else. ha ha I love it!!
Don’t forget to Fart on them too. LOL
No nono, we have to do two separate tests so one can’t obscure the other’s results.
We’ll spend 6 months doing a pepper spray test,
and the other 6 months doing a fart test.
If you’ll volunteer to do the first one, I’ll volunteer for the second.
I wil skip the volunteering and just fart on everybody. LOL it just feels so good!
Bonus points if you get it on video.
lol
First it was dog farts… and now this!
Heeeyyy, I didn’t mention anything about farts in this post. 😮
It was all in Phantom’s comment…..
ALLL phantom.
I just giddily agreed to go along with it.
Cuz I’m interesting that way. 🙂
I did have burritos for lunch, but I’m sure that has nothing to do with it.
Poor Phantom… He’s getting pinned for the farting… and he probably didn’t even get a burrito for his troubles. 😉
You are interesting that way… in a hip and cool sense.
By the way…. um… Any extra burritos?? 🙂
No extra burritos.
I rarely share burritos. 🙂
No sharing burritos?? Thumbs down! :p
😉
I know.
I’m a terrible person.
But, on the bright side, I’m a terrible person who gets to eat burritos.
With extra hot sauce!
That’s it… I’m gonna get my own REAL burrito…
at Taco Bell!!
(How about some of that hot sauce, please? Taco Bell’s is kinda lame…)
I don’t mind their “fire” sauce, but usually I have to bring a bottle of my own from home.
I recommend Dave’s Insanity Sauce in the “Ghost Pepper” variety.
http://www.hottesthotsauce.com/daves-ghost_pepper-hot-sauce.html
I also carry a shaker of ghost pepper flakes with me wherever I go.
Seriously.
where are my burritos?? I want to eat and then Fart on somebody. LOL
Cordless blames me for everything. When All she wants to do is pepper-spray everybody and then FART on them LOL
What can I say… it’s cheaper than therapy. 🙂
Yes. Please pepper spray me and then fart on me. I need this.
I sounds like the best therapy!! LOL
I meant it would be therapy for ME….
… but hey, if you’re into that sort of thing,
um,
Sure.
Leave the door unlocked.
The description of that “Insanity Sauce” is insane. It probably makes TB’s fire sauce taste as spicy as Skittles in comparison. I’m gonna have to order some just for the “I tried it!” factor.
You carry a shaker of ghost pepper flakes around wherever you go? I respect.
I used to eat Frosted Flakes. Close? 😉
I highly recommend the insanity sauce.
Be sure to get the Ghost Pepper variety.
There are a few varieties of Dave’s Insanity, and not all of them are as hot as I like.
I happened to find the Ghost Pepper variety at one of the local supermarkets, so you might not need to resort to ordering it online.
The ghost pepper flakes are awesome.
I had to buy whole dehydrated ghost peppers from Penderys dot com
http://www.penderys.com/chile-pods.html
(click on A-M, then scroll down to where it says “chile pod – ghost chile”.)
Once you have that bag of whole ghost chiles, just chop them up into tiny flakes.
Put them in a shaker.
Avoid touching any mucous membranes for awhile, unless you’re into that sort of thing.
I made the mistake with the mucous membranes yesterday. In that case, it was after eating whatever that powerfully hot green stuff is with sushi. It was painful up and down my throat. But I do love sushi.
I have a pending thousand-mile trip to the southeast US happening next week so I’ll have to do some supermarket stops along the way and check for it. I checked online at the regional supermarkets here in the northeast… the local chains don’t carry it. But I shall find it.
I’m going to track some down… or mail-order it… and then promptly send you the hospital and physician charges. I hope you realize that simply getting an aspirin in a hospital around here is a billion-trillion-dollar bill in the making. Nobody knows (or wants to know) what the bill for a burned nose and throat would be.
I’m gonna write a message on Taco Bell’s Facebook page to see if they can start carrying it… like, yesterday.
But very seriously, thank you for the info… and the beginning of my newest endeavor.
The green stuff is wasabi, I think.
It’s like horseradish, which I can’t stand.
It isn’t the heat, it’s that weird taste.
I can handle hot peppers that are 100 times hotter than horseradish, but I hate actual horseradish. Bleccch.
Not all that big on sushi, either…
So I will go ahead and eat all the burritos, and you can have all the sushi and wasabi.
Last year around May 5 (Cinco De Mayo), Taco Bell had a special hot sauce called “Diablo”. It was in black packets.
It was ok. Slightly hotter than the Fire Sauce, but not hot “enough” to make me nod through tears of approval.
I like stuff that makes the tears drip and the snot run.
Raw Habaneros can do it… so can raw Ghost Chiles.
Seeds and all.
Goooood Stuff.
Just keep a few tissues handy, along with a cold beverage.
Sushi was an acquired taste for me. I used to hate it…and then my new neighbors from years ago introduced me to this all-you-can eat sushi place. I started tolerating and then actually liking it.
Fair deal… Although you might ‘lose’ a burrito from time to time. I’m sure that it wound up in a good stomach— er, I mean — good PLACE. Don’t worry when It happens.
I hear that distant.road has a birthday on Cinco de Mayo). Apparently it’s a great day to have a birthday because some Mexican restaurants will ‘celebrate’ by offering free food (or discounts!) to birthday holders. distant would never go to multiple restaurants to get multiple meals but the car might have had a mind of its own. Some Taco Bell locations + birthday on Cinco de Mayo = good stuff.
I respect your quest for tears and snot. It is an admirable quest indeed. Perhaps not as admirable as a quest for dog farts, but admirable indeed.
Another one I highly recommend is Mad Dog 357.
http://www.maddog357.com/
This stuff is awesome enough to kill anyone.
(Er, I mean…. it’s a culinary delight. Yes. That. Go on, try it.)
lol… 😉
It’s on my list! 🙂
I love Dogbert. This is a practical solution that all psychiatrists should recommend.
And it should be covered by all insurance programs, including Medicare and Medicaid.
Yes!