Humor to make your day

Daimiyo Shitsune sends his gracious Messenger with a deadly cargo,

A truckload of absolute bullshit,
140% quality,
This’ the real ordeal

A delivery of 50 tons of unexploded toilet ordinance,

straight from the bunkers of Doomp

my land is a land of wonders, it’s called
Iran-to-the-toilet

A land where Big Brown is always watching,

where even the quietest fart can be deadly

And the deadliest sin
is holding it in,

To every consonant —
a vowel,
The only constant — vowel movement

To board a helicopter,
And bring brown copper aboard,

The rotor spins,
The vowel growls,

A truthful art
Is the thunderous fart

Hello my turd,
Welcome the World

Dirty is a day arranged,
When diarrhea flies so deranged

Shit truly hit the fan,
When brown snow fall from the sky,

If this is CS:GO
Now it’s CrapS:GO

We’re playing ranked,
To snipe with shit so deranged

They call you “camper”
When you take them out from the crapper

They may no-scope-one-kill,
But I have 1 ton of shit still

The strategy from fArt of War:
*First you fart, ask the victims later.*

Everyone eat toilet paper,
Or the Coronafart will get you.

It resembles the meteoric farts disease,

Remember folks, 1 dump a day,
keeps Crappageddon away,

Because nothing says Apocalypse better
Than a toilet without paper,

I’ve a confession to make,
Of deadly mistake,

Once I saw a coin on the ground,
I crouched to steal it,
But a shit goblet fell from me,

I said,
**”Oy, now I’m poorer! Can’t go to the pooper”**

So I waited in line for the Porta-Potty,
And oh mah gawb,

I shat in it from such a distance,
That all the windows instantly shut in,

I said,
“Enough shit-staining the neighborhood,
sniping from 2 km away,”

And I swore:
“Today I sit down,
To die shitting on a toilet,”

But when the second bomb fell,

This was not Hiroshima and Nagasaki,

It was truly Hiroshitta and Nagacrappi 1945 in full color

If only I had the power to properly kamikaze-enshittify this, to absolutely move the vowel of every patient spectator, to fartfully implement the noble goal of Daimiyo Shitsune, and his brown horse Krapatsunami to encourage