Hey Suicide project. Long time reader, first time poster.
Tonight’s the night! After 27 years on this blue ball, I can finally go to sleep knowing that under no circumstances will I have to get up tomorrow. I will never have to go to work, pay a bill, or sit an exam. I’m never going to be cold, wet, bored, hungry, lonely, anxious, or sick. I will, to shamelessly quote steel, never have to face the horror of another fucking day. My contribution to global warming is at an end (well, besides the final 46 kilos from the disposal of my carcass).
Of course, I will […]