I have been dead for 5 months i have decided while waiting in line to get judged to come back and tell you my story. So five months ago i was walking down the street when i got kicked in the face by a horse and landed in the street and lo and behold a bus ran over my dick. I got up and then i noticed my junk was detached and was still spinning around the bus wheel. the bus took off and i pursued it for about 5 blocks. exhausted i gave up my chase for my junk. i then went home to […]