Over the last few years I’ve attempted suicide several times. There has always been someone to stop me. I don’t understand. Is my timing that bad that my friend shows up on the night I take enough pills to kill a small elephant washed down with half a dozen or so beers and when I don’t answer the door has the apartment manager let her in? Â (I still don’t know what lie she told to get in). Or when I decided to jump off the roof of a parking garage and ended up parking next someone who works for the same company? Â The crazy thing […]