I want to die, and I’m not sure that I want anyone to stop me, but someone should see the beauty of my plan.
So I have a good friend named “Mary”. For Christmas I opened up bank accounts for her niece and nephew.
Shortly there after, I went to the local gun shop and had someone tell me all about the different types of guns and tell me which one would be easiest for me to use. They sold me one that very day!
Later, I took Mary to the bank with me and added her to the kids accounts as a “precaution” in case anything were […]