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theory of a deadgirl

ayo i'm an invisible entity that currently goes by the alias "anna grin." now i've put up those hurdles, i can expose my naked intestines so you can quibble over whether or not there's a soul in there. believe it or not i occasionally have killmyself moments too. while i'm in them, they're very serious, and i am in a real risky position. but otherwise, i am the flippancy queen in the regency of sarcasm and thus i survive. you've no reason to give a shit about shit i've been through, but just for the sake of it, i'd put my issues overall at about a 5.6 on a ten-point scale of "how much does that hurt?" or more aptly "how much should that hurt.?" more generally, my moods have moods of their own and i can't guarantee i won't be a bitch to someone. am i a future suicide? i don't know. if i am, i believe this little bio will become hollowly beautiful, or at the least, shallowly prophetic. this is no guarantee of my living into old age pensionerdom. which is something mildly terrifying. but i can live with that kind of fear.

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

by theory of a deadgirl 5/30/2013

written by theory of a deadgirl

You are Gill’s left nipple.

i want you to do something for me, stranger of the internet, fellow wraith. and what i want you to do is this….Â try being dead.

i’m serious. dead serious. it’s like guided meditation, but what’s different about this is you are not trying to find your peace, your chakra, or spirit animal… but settle in among your unrest, bed down there like a naked mole rat. you are already dead. you have picked up that gun, those pills, and put them to their final purpose; tied that light fitting round your neck and wobbled off the stepladder into oblivion. your bowels are […]

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