I m sorry to post such a ridiculous statement,but I had to.Last night,I got drunk on vodka and tried to hang myself again for the third time.This time I was pretty sure I will get through it.I even completed say 65-70% of the process.But as you all fine folks know very well that Lady Luck can be a very cruel mistress and life is like an abusive wife.And so when I was about to fade into eternity,the rope snapped and I fell down and piss my pants.So here I am,all worthless and wet but unfortunately alive yet again.
Moral of the incident:Always empty your bladder and […]