Hi, my name is Dominic, I’m 22 years old, and I’ve decided to die. I won’t bore you with details, other than to say I am not sad about this decision. It’s given me a better sense of well-being than years of therapy and anti-depressants! I’m just going to outline my method, and I’d greatly appreciate any feedback you could give as to it’s viability (no telling me to turn to Christ please, I tried that, didn’t work).
Ok, so here’s my plan. I’m going to make an exit bag, then crush up approximately 400mg of Olanzapine, and swill it all down with a refreshing glass of gin and tonic. I’m then going to place the bag over my head, tighten the cord, and finally hand-cuff myself to my rather lovely chair (I can think of worse places to die!). This should eliminate the risk of me pulling the bag off my head whilst unconscious. I am aware of the fact that, despite 400mg being a substantial amount, it won’t kill me alone. That’s what the bag is for.
Comments and suggestions, constructive or critical, are greatly appreciated. Have a nice day!