i havent had a day off. apart from a weekend since we started this year, it wouldn’t usually bother me accept i do so much. everyone else leaves when ever they want for a week ans i pick up the pieces, i just asked my boss if i could have next week off he said he doesnt know how we can manage it but it is clear i need some time.
i dont think he realises that if i dont get a day off im going to go postal!
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Just say look we are in october. I’ve worked weekend’s all this year. I need a weekend off. And they got to be some kind of law what say’s you need time off.
i get weekends off but i have a little baby, i work some weekends but i need to get out of here
You live near to your mum or people you trust. They’s got to be some one who will take him for a week. just ask. The worse they can say is no. Tell them how you are feeling.
Everybody needs a day off, some time to themselves. I mean hell, whens the last time you and your husband has had some alone time… 🙂
Can’t you just pull a sickie?
i run my dads businesses / slush funds.
its so complicated honestly it has got to the point that if i dont come in it is fucking caos in here.
i rang him and said i need the week off but what i didnt realise is next week he has already approved our book keepers holidays and my sister holidays at the same time. both of which have already taken atleast 3 weeks holidays this year, not to mention my sister who fucked of to darwin for 2 months.
Nice of them to tell me they wont be in hey. i have 12 weeks of holidays up my sleve.
so i can take a week off in 2 weeks but i dont think i will last 2 weeks honestly i think i need a shrink,
this sounds pathetic i know, right im just a crying sobbing stupid idiot that cant cope. i feel like blowing something up!
so thats 2 extra jobs i get thrown on my hectic life for a week.
I should just blow up the office while there on holidays at least then they wont get hurt and i could have a rest in hospital for a while if i dont die.
I am a proven skitso i dont know why they are doing this to me after everything i have been through,
i dont want to talk about this anymore it makes me feel more useless because im winging cause i cant cope.
please no more advice on this.
anyone know any good jokes
I got one
If you wanna hear it
yes please
Aight i walk into a bar right? I order a drink and I see you across from me. I’m jus sittin there checkin you out. and all the sudden you notice me checkin you out
so you walk up to me and you say hi “I’m not gonna lie, I’ve fucked alot of guys and they’ve all had really big dicks. so if you think you’ve got a bigger dick than them all then you can fuck me”
so i say “yea alright.” i order us both a few more drinks and then we go back to ur place
we start fuckin for a good 10 minutes when all of the sudden you come out “yea i’ve had like 9 or 10 guys bigger”
so i say alright thats normal and i start finger fuckin ya. im using my three finges, pokin ya like no other when you say “ive had like 7or 8 guys bigger”
so i think okay, your a freak. then i start fistin ya. I start punchin the shit out of you, destroyin your ***** like no other, turnin that shit to like ground beef or some shit. anyways imgoin for a while when you say “ive had 5 ro 6 guys bigger”
Wtf? So i take a step back and is start stompin ya. I shove entire fuckin foot in there and i start kicckin and stompin the shit out of ya. then u ya go again “ive had 3 or 4 bigger”
so i say ok no more fuckin around. i step all the way to the back of the room, get a good head start, start sprinting and jump head first into. Next thing I know im in a dark wet place. and I see there.
i ask “what are you doin here?”
and she says “i dont know but you help me find my keys we can take my car and drive the fuck out of here”
Lol what’d ya think?
i have heard that one before.
not sure i like you suggesting im a big hole but hmm… lal alalalla
how about this one
lol aight
two old ladies are sitting out the fornt of the home smoking cigarettes when it starts to rain.
one old lady pulles out a condom for her smoke and puts it on and continues smoking,
the other old lady says “hey whats that.”
Old lady replies ” its a condom you”
” where do you get them”
“at the shops”
so the next day the old goes into the shop and says top the shop keeper. “i need a condom”
he looks at her strangely as she is easily 80 years old and says “what sort”
she says “i dont care as long as it fits a camel”
the shop keeper faints
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Heh heh thanks birdyful
lol mad funny
TC don’t give up the day job.
That’s is a fucking terrible joke and actually really offensive. One I’d expect from some retarded, little boy who the closest he’s come to losing his virginity is with himself! Thought you were brighter than that piss poor attempt.
Poor joke man.
guys… I still haven’t found my keys…
My bad, I was just coming off of a hangover, couldn’t think straight.